Beer Quotes
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A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.
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My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.
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Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road.
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Drinking beer with friends is perhaps the most underestimated of all Reformation insights and essential to ongoing reform; and wasting time with a choice friend or two on a regular basis might be the best investment of time you ever make.
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On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.
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Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything? Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free, ...beer is good enough for me.
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It's really difficult working with kids and with babies because they are not cooperative subjects: they are not socialized into the idea that they should cheerfully and cooperatively give you information. They're not like undergraduates, who you can bribe with beer money or course credit.
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We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous.
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Beer is made by men, wine by God.
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I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl.
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Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.
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I normally go-to whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine.
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Different drinks have different metaphorical weight. Wine's heady, gin is poisonous, vodka's cold, and beer is plain boring. In real life, I'm a big fan of boxed white wine, much to the dismay of my more refined friends.
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Books and beer are the best and worst defense.
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To not know math is a severe limitation to understanding the world.
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People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.
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Usually, I'm on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time.
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The Christian religion, then, is not an affair of preaching, or prating, or ranting, but of taking care of the bodies as well as the souls of people; not an affair of belief and of faith and of professions, but an affair of doing good, and especially to those who are in want; not an affair of fire and brimstone, but an affair of bacon and bread, beer and a bed.
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When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's good beer.
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All you need is a pool table, beer, an electric jukebox and good conversation. The day a girl beats me in a game of Beirut a kind of beer pong is a good sign!
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Pack the one bag. Unpack it, pack it, unpack it, pack it: passeport, ticket, book, taxi, airport, check-in, beer, announcement, stairs, airplane, fasten seat-belt, air born, flight, rocking, sun, stars, space, hips of strolling stewardesses, read, sleep, clouds, falling engine speed, descent, circling, touch down, earth, unfasten seat-belt, stairs, airport, immunization book, visa, customs, questions, taxi, streets, houses, people, hotel, key, room, stuffiness, thirst, otherness, foreignness, loneliness, fatigue, life.
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I had to learn quick, because I was performing in Cinco de Mayo festivals with babies crying and people lifting their beers, and you know the feather dancers would come, and they'd say, "What are you, a poet? You're next".
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Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
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Let's all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks Corona, don't immediately call him a dickhead.
