Beer Quotes
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I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too.
Billy Carter
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As far as my street cred goes, I'll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I'll be a star on stage, but I'll always hang with the kids.
Robert James Ritchi
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Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment.
Benjamin Rush
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I drank beer, and I had a career year.
David Wells
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I was utterly without worldly ambition because I knew that all that was needed for a rich, full life was a few shillings a week with which to buy SF magazines and beer.
Bob Shaw
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Beer, of course, is actually a depressant. But poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to a minor stands to lose its liquor license. Marijuana salesmen don't have expensive overheads, and so are not easily punished.
William Francis Buckley
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I do have my cheat meals. I have Oreos inside the house right now, and I have beer and fried chicken and waffles. All that good stuff. But once it comes down to when I really want to get in shape and get lean, I'll eat clean and go with whole foods.
Demetrious Johnson
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Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.
A. A. Milne
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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Beer is made by men, wine by God.
Martin Luther
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And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't badSo I had one more for dessertThen I fumbled through my closet for my clothesAnd found my cleanest dirty shirt..
Kris Kristofferson
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You've got yoga, I've got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird.
Billy Joel
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How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants to think they've got that great business idea.
Mark Burnett
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Paul Newman's an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He's the only man I've ever known to drink a case of beer all by himself. That's talent in a way.
Lew Wasserman
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No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked, beer-besmeared, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devil - talk to me face to face.
Carrie Nation
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Would I were in an alehouse in London.
William Shakespeare
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A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.
William Butler Yeats
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Bacteria... have been here for three and a half billion years, and without them we have no chance whatsoever of survival. Humans are something very recent, like the froth on top of a glass of beer.
James Lovelock
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Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
Hal Foster
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People always ask us, 'Hey, is there going to be a 'Beerfest 2'?' I don't know if I have another beer joke in me.
Jay Chandrasekhar
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The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer.
Joe Elliott Def Leppard
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Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.
Marshall Bruce Mathers III Bad Meets Evil'
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And I will make it felony to drink small beer.
William Shakespeare