Beer Quotes

• There is no strong beer, just weak men.

  

  Dan Castellaneta
  • Men
  • Strong
  • Weak

• Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.

  

  Jimmy Buffett
  • Giving
  • Dinner
  • Fine

• I drank beer, and I had a career year.

  

  David Wells
  • Career
  • Beer

• If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, 'From Beer to Eternity' is the bow that goes around the present, you know what I mean?

  

  Al Jourgensen 1000 Homo DJs
  • Present
  • Tree
  • Christmas

• There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.

  

  Billy Carter
  • Bad
  • Beer

• I would love to get shredded or whatever you want to call it, but at the same time, I really enjoy treating myself to a cheat meal more than once a week. I'll eat a piece of bread, or I'll drink a beer, and I'll have fun with my friends. For me, it's really more about being healthy than it is about gaining 40 lbs. of muscle.

  

  Thomas Rhett
  • Time
  • Friends
  • Fun

• He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing 'When it's time to relax, one beer stands clear... '

  

  Arthur Godfrey
  • Time
  • Singing
  • Relax

• Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.

  

  Hal Foster
  • Drinking
  • Beer

• First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was an older fatter person sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother.

  

  William S. Burroughs
  • Mother
  • Guy
  • Drinking

• 'Did you ever taste beer?' 'I had a sip of it once,' said the small servant. 'Here's a state of things!' cried Mr Swiveller, raising his eyes to the ceiling. 'She never tasted it - it can't be tasted in a sip!'

  

  Charles Dickens
  • She
  • Small
  • Eyes

• It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.

  

  Graham Coxon Blur
  • People
  • Cheesy
  • Peanuts

• Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.

  

  Clementine Paddleford
  • Beer

• 'J'eet jet?' is still the standard way for a Pittsburgher to ask if you're ready for a meal, but the meal itself is no longer limited to chipped ham and an Iron City beer.

  

  Bill Dedman
  • City
  • Beer

• I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

  

  Johnny Damon
  • Drinking
  • Beer

• And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't badSo I had one more for dessertThen I fumbled through my closet for my clothesAnd found my cleanest dirty shirt..

  

  Kris Kristofferson
  • Dirty
  • Breakfast
  • Beer

• Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.

  

  Marshall Bruce Mathers III Bad Meets Evil'
  • Night
  • Sleep
  • Difficult

• I'm a big sucker for chocolate, and I love beer, but I can't drink it because it goes straight to my face like the Michelin Man.

  

  Luke Hemsworth
  • Chocolate
  • Beer

• I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple - like, God, I would just kill to be sitting at a barbecue having a beer right now.

  

  Chris O'Donnell
  • God
  • Simple
  • Beer

• Fifty years on from now, Britain will still be the country of long shadows on county grounds, warm beer, invincible green suburbs, dog lovers and pools fillers and, as George Orwell said, 'Old maids bicycling to holy communion through the morning mist' and, if we get our way, Shakespeare will still be read even in school.

  

  John Major
  • Long
  • Country
  • School

• If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.

  

  Granger Smith
  • Beer
  • Saved

• You've got yoga, I've got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird.

  

  Billy Joel
  • Weird
  • Yoga
  • Beer

• The mathematician who after seeing Phedre asked: 'Qu'est que ca prouve?' was not such a fool as he has been generally made out. No one has ever been able to explain why the Doric temple of Paestum is more beautiful than a glass of cold beer except by bringing in considerations that have nothing to do with beauty.

  

  W. Somerset Maugham
  • Why
  • Beautiful
  • Cold

• I don't drink beer, and I don't drink at home.

  

  James Murphy
  • Home
  • Beer

• Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, being dry, sit idly sipping here, my beer.

  

  George Arnold
  • Moments
  • Golden
  • Dry

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