Beer Quotes
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Everything will be okay in the end. If it`s not okay, than there is always beer
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Why don't we get drunk and screw?
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I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign of force for an effective campaign of education; because it has replaced comparatively uninjurious light wines and beers with the worst kind of hard liquor and bad liquor; because it has increased drinking not only among men but has extended drinking to women and even children.
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He who kills the cheer springs for beer.
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This Jack Daniels in my cup is my beer!
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I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too.
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I bet John Elliott can't make a glass of beer… [Whereas R M Williams can make his own products.
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I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.
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Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
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Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale.
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I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.
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Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment.
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Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to a minor stands to lose its liquor license. Marijuana salesmen don't have expensive overheads, and so are not easily punished.
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Beer, of course, is actually a depressant. But poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.
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In the end, art is small beer. The really serious things are earning one's living so as not to be a parasite and loving one's neighbor.
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God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.
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Wine has class. I love wine. The drier, the better. But beer? I just can't do it.
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When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything.
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Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the highway that is ugly.
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Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer?
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Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.
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I do have my cheat meals. I have Oreos inside the house right now, and I have beer and fried chicken and waffles. All that good stuff. But once it comes down to when I really want to get in shape and get lean, I'll eat clean and go with whole foods.
