Beer Quotes
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
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I was utterly without worldly ambition because I knew that all that was needed for a rich, full life was a few shillings a week with which to buy SF magazines and beer.
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Wine has class. I love wine. The drier, the better. But beer? I just can't do it.
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I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign of force for an effective campaign of education; because it has replaced comparatively uninjurious light wines and beers with the worst kind of hard liquor and bad liquor; because it has increased drinking not only among men but has extended drinking to women and even children.
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I bet John Elliott can't make a glass of beer… [Whereas R M Williams can make his own products.
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The old man sold beer after hours on weekends. And that was something that he probably did to top up his earnings as a truck driver. Mum was the traditional housewife. Loving, caring, sharing - always the keynotes of the family.
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The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here?
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.
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Every job in the world has some built-in boredom. No man can stay excited about something every minute he is doing it. Routine is as necessary to life as water is to beer; it is the base that holds the flavors and spices together.
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He who kills the cheer springs for beer.
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Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale.
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Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.
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Why don't we get drunk and screw?
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I do have my cheat meals. I have Oreos inside the house right now, and I have beer and fried chicken and waffles. All that good stuff. But once it comes down to when I really want to get in shape and get lean, I'll eat clean and go with whole foods.
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Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the highway that is ugly.
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This Jack Daniels in my cup is my beer!
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There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
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Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer?
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Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.
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God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
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Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment.
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When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything.
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Bacteria... have been here for three and a half billion years, and without them we have no chance whatsoever of survival. Humans are something very recent, like the froth on top of a glass of beer.
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Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
