Beer Quotes
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I have a beer belly.
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We're going to give men what they really want to see on TV. Monkeys, midgets, beer drinking and women jumping on trampolines.
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The company Sunfare delivers food to my house, and I eat six meals day. My two cheats are hot chocolate that I'm obsessed with and drink multiple times a day, and root beer I drink once in a million years. I drink about 2 gallons of water a day.
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Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.
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Every job in the world has some built-in boredom. No man can stay excited about something every minute he is doing it. Routine is as necessary to life as water is to beer; it is the base that holds the flavors and spices together.
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I've never read a self help book... the most self-help I've read is on a beer mat.
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I'm not a super carbonated guy: some people like drinking their beer like it's a champagne, right? It's not my vibe.
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That questionable superfluity-small beer.
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I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times.
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I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water.
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People have always challenged me. People told me I was going to get this big beer belly when I got done playing. But I work out six days a week, and when I turn 40, I'm going to still have that six pack.
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Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest. I've never met The Rock though.
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Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer.
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I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace.
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Smoking marijuana is more fun than drinking beer,But a friend of ours was captured and they gave him thirty yearsMaybe we should raise our voices, ask somebody whyBut demonstrations are a drag, besides we're much too high.
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We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer.
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I've played every beer joint tavern from New York City out to PasadenaEvery corn dog fair and rodeoAnd sold out every basketball arenaI like to get down with my boys in Afghanistan and Baghdad city tooI am a red, white and blue blood graduate of Honkytonk U.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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VIP Rosé you can have a beer Cuz honey when you gettin money you don't have a care
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I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars.
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Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!
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They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin' there got all shook up.
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I ain't got no time for a Caribbean cruise, just give me a song and a beer.
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I've been hitting up Hooters since 1983, and I can assure you nothin' says football season is here quite like watching the game on wall-to-wall flat screen TVs with the smell of Hooters world-famous chicken wings in the air and an ice-cold beer in your hand, served up with one-and-only Hooters hospitality, of course.
