Golf Quotes
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In my case what happened next in 1999 was that I fell apart over that back nine. When I saw I was in genuine contention that year I felt like throwing up. That remains probably the most nervous I've ever been on a golf course.
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I love golf. But do you know how I got good at golf? Because of Charles Barkley. I was playing with Charles, Michael Jordan and Roy Green, and Charles was talking so much trash. On every shot, he was talking trash. So I left the tournament, and I went and practiced for a year and half.
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I would say that I bought the land under which Trump Tower sits while playing golf.
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I think dates considered super corny and cheesy - whether it's going bowling or miniature golf or something where you can be competitive and just have fun with each other - those always make the most memorable dates!
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I go to the first tee scared to death every day. The peaks do not seem to last as long as the valleys in this game.
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Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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I met five presidents. I had dinner with a president of the United States in the White House. I played golf with a president of the United States. I made money. I mean, when I look at it, I had a unbelievably fabulous career. And I'm extremely grateful.
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I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.
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The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
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But I think the guys are very happy to accommodate the people and that's part of golf in general.
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Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
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My caddie 'Stovepipe' tried to talk me into hitting a 3-wood. But I took out the turf rider (4-wood) instead. The moment I hit it, I felt something in my bones. Walter Hagen was playing with me and Bobby Jones was on the green. 21 people were behind the green. The sun was going down. I wasn't sure it had gone in the hole until I saw all 21 people jumping up and down.
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Donald Trump is an archetypal grifter. Using the presidency to promote your golf courses, hotels, and real estate business is grifting. So is getting people to pay a premium for buildings with your name in big, gold letters. Licensing your name is what every grifter dreams about.
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I've played golf with three U.S presidents.
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I will fall in love with any golf course that you have to drive the ball straight. You understand what I'm saying? That's my advantage. My advantage wasn't putting. In fact, I wasn't even a great putter or a good putter.
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The only two things that I think about in life is my family and golf. That's all I want to think about.
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On a real course, I'd probably want to throw my club in the water if I hit a duff shot. I'll give golf a miss - it's definitely not my sport.
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What I'm doing with my body and with my golf game, I'm trying to extend the longevity of my career.
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We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is.
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If golfers can run around and crow when they make a birdie, I think it would be just as proper to lie down on the green and cry when you make a bogey.
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Today, at 35, I can throw a small football close to 80 yards - and straighter than I can hit a golf ball.
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I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.
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I don't want to rest on my laurels. I still feel like I'm learning a lot about the golf game and the swing. There are so many different little facets of golf that there is always something to learn.
