Golf Quotes
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Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
Val Doonican
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We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is.
Bernhard Langer
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I don't want to rest on my laurels. I still feel like I'm learning a lot about the golf game and the swing. There are so many different little facets of golf that there is always something to learn.
Fred Funk
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What I'm doing with my body and with my golf game, I'm trying to extend the longevity of my career.
Jason Day
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I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers based on the humour that is in abundance in the game, which is more than can be said of tennis.
Jasper Carrott
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The only two things that I think about in life is my family and golf. That's all I want to think about.
Jason Day
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I've played golf with three U.S presidents.
Lee Trevino
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Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.
Bobby Keys
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If golfers can run around and crow when they make a birdie, I think it would be just as proper to lie down on the green and cry when you make a bogey.
J. C. Snead
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My caddie 'Stovepipe' tried to talk me into hitting a 3-wood. But I took out the turf rider (4-wood) instead. The moment I hit it, I felt something in my bones. Walter Hagen was playing with me and Bobby Jones was on the green. 21 people were behind the green. The sun was going down. I wasn't sure it had gone in the hole until I saw all 21 people jumping up and down.
Gene Sarazen
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Donald Trump is an archetypal grifter. Using the presidency to promote your golf courses, hotels, and real estate business is grifting. So is getting people to pay a premium for buildings with your name in big, gold letters. Licensing your name is what every grifter dreams about.
Jacob Weisberg
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I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.
David Brenner
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I play golf because it's fun.
Bubba Watson
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Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going.
Bruce Forsyth
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Track and field is tougher physically, but golf is tougher mentally.
Ashton Eaton
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Your emotions are exposed when you play golf: humility, pride, anger, it all comes out with each swing. You lay it all on the line.
Bryant Gumbel
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I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.
Lee Trevino
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I met five presidents. I had dinner with a president of the United States in the White House. I played golf with a president of the United States. I made money. I mean, when I look at it, I had a unbelievably fabulous career. And I'm extremely grateful.
Jim Leyland
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Man, I'm in the World Golf Hall of Fame. Don't forget that, now. I'm in the World Golf Hall of Fame with all the players. That little old golf I played was all right, wasn't it?
Charlie Sifford
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Golf is fluid. It's always changing. It's always evolving. First of all, you never master it.
Tiger Woods
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Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance.
Alistair Cooke
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Golf is a game of coordination, rhythm, and grace; women have these to a high degree.
Babe Didrikson Zaharias
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The interesting thing is that everyone in golf is just nice. You learn a lot about people playing golf: their integrity, how they play under pressure.
Donald Trump
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Since I was a small boy, I was always around the game. I don't play golf much myself, but I love watching it. My father has played golf all his life.
Bill Paxton