Golf Quotes
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[When asked how someone 6'3" had dared take up golf:] I was too tall to make the chess team in my high school, so I tried golf.
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To this day, I remember vividly Missy Elliott, Ludacris, and my grandma riding in a golf cart to set. My grandma went back to Ohio and told her bowling friends, 'Guess what? I was riding to set with Missy and Ridiculous!'
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I think dates considered super corny and cheesy - whether it's going bowling or miniature golf or something where you can be competitive and just have fun with each other - those always make the most memorable dates!
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Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.
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An American champion, obviously being here in the states, is something that we all look at with the U.S. Open. But golf is played all over the world, and there are so many great golfers from other countries, and we're lucky enough that this is our home base to be able to play out of.
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I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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I don't think much about my physical body going off into the long, green fairways of Heaven to play golf.
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I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time.
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When my father realized he was going blind, he took up golf.
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Two things I take very seriously in life. My golf game and my relationship with God. Neither one is simple.
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Pete Dye introduced me to golf course design back in the 1960's. He came to my hometown Columbus, Ohio to work on The Golf Club.
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Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.
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I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.
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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
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The difference between a good golf shot and a bad one is the same difference between a beautiful and a plain woman - a matter of millimetres.
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Writing is like playing golf - you have to keep working at your swing.
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Whenever I have any spare time I have a game of golf.
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I've played golf with three U.S presidents.
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I love golf. But do you know how I got good at golf? Because of Charles Barkley. I was playing with Charles, Michael Jordan and Roy Green, and Charles was talking so much trash. On every shot, he was talking trash. So I left the tournament, and I went and practiced for a year and half.
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A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
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Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?
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I have zero hand-eye coordination - zero - so I've never been good at softball, basketball, golf, things like that, but I'm really strong and I have really good endurance so I can go forever - I'm a tough girl.
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You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a golf course.
