Golf Quotes
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Golf is fluid. It's always changing. It's always evolving. First of all, you never master it.
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As I get older, my body isn't bulletproof, and it's starting to break down. And I'm still young, so it's something that I have to maintain, something that I have to work extra, extra hard, just as hard as my golf game, I have to work on my body as well.
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I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.
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Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?
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When I first started playing golf, I was heavily into softball and basketball.
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Golf is fundamentally about being honest. I see people hit eight shots and tell me they shot five. I never say a word. It is a reminder to me of what is at stake.
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Having a son makes everything so much more easy. You don't worry about golf as much. You don't worry about anything as much. The focus is more on him.
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To this day, I remember vividly Missy Elliott, Ludacris, and my grandma riding in a golf cart to set. My grandma went back to Ohio and told her bowling friends, 'Guess what? I was riding to set with Missy and Ridiculous!'
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Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.
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St. Andrews is the Home of Golf and the greatest course in the world. Any time you can win at St. Andrews would be special. It's every golfer's dream to win out here.
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You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a golf course.
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I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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The real success in golf lies in turning three shots into two.
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My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I can drive it about 275, and I'm in the fairway about 99% of the time. It's my next shot that needs work.
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I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.
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Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
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You go through slumps in this game, and you just have to work through them. You're going to miss putts out on an LPGA tour and have bad rounds. You just have to think to yourself that you always have tomorrow, and you're lucky enough to be out here just playing golf for a living.
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Writing is like playing golf - you have to keep working at your swing.
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I was so dedicated to generating income to keep my family housed and clothed and schooled. That mattered to me. And playing good golf mattered to me. The rest of the things, like how my record stacked up against others, never made that much difference.
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I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.
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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
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Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.
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I graduated with about 23 people, so if you were the least bit athletic, you kind of had to play everything. So I played baseball, basketball, football, ran track, and played golf.
