Golf Quotes
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If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.
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On a real course, I'd probably want to throw my club in the water if I hit a duff shot. I'll give golf a miss - it's definitely not my sport.
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You don't go to Palm Springs in the summer unless you're building a golf course.
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The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
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Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.
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Today, at 35, I can throw a small football close to 80 yards - and straighter than I can hit a golf ball.
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One thing both men have in common is a love of golf and a shared knowledge of the word "mulligan," which means a do-over to replace a lousy shot.
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The sport was right in the center of these changing social dynamics. It was a game invented by blue-collar people in Scotland but adopted by the elite in England and America. All of those conflicts were coming into the open. I was amazed to find out how much was played out in golf as well.
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Every woman should recruit a female friend to take up golf so there will be more women available to play.
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Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.
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I've studied golf for almost 50 years now and know a hell of a lot about nothing.
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The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
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I love golf. But do you know how I got good at golf? Because of Charles Barkley. I was playing with Charles, Michael Jordan and Roy Green, and Charles was talking so much trash. On every shot, he was talking trash. So I left the tournament, and I went and practiced for a year and half.
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I have a nine handicap in golf - I can always find time for a round - and I'm on my treadmill and cross-trainer every day.
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Not one person from the music world has ever come with - as if I could get a rock'n'roller up at four in the morning to play golf - but that's fine. I have way too much going on to sit around waiting for tee time at two in the afternoon.
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Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
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I only started concentrating on football as a career when I left school at 18. I played golf for the Scottish and British boys' teams.
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I don't know whether to call myself a golfer who acts or an actor who plays golf.
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I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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Consider why the quality of school dinners is declining, even as more and more golf courses are opened.
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Every day that goes by shortens our opportunity of booking it successfully. Whether it's members pulling their condos for personal use, whether it's a convention booking our conference center, whether it's golf packages being booked .. not hearing makes it that much harder to accommodate them.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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When my mother in Florida mentions that she's off to play golf, I think: Golf? In the age of Trump?
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Ever since they announced that golf would be returning to the Olympics, I thought, 'Hey, I wanna get myself on the team.' It has always been my dream.
