Golf Quotes
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I love golf. But do you know how I got good at golf? Because of Charles Barkley. I was playing with Charles, Michael Jordan and Roy Green, and Charles was talking so much trash. On every shot, he was talking trash. So I left the tournament, and I went and practiced for a year and half.
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You can't play enough golf or do any of those other things that fill that kind of excitement that coaching gave me in the big games.
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I’m going to be working for you. I’m not going to have time to go play golf.
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Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
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You could argue that if the average golfer plays a golf course with 430-yard par 4s and they always miss the green, that's good practice. It's definitely great practice to play a course that's too long for you.
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You do what you need to if you're serious about playing great golf.
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A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
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I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?
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When I've been playing my best golf, I feel like everything's so slow.
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Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous to put it into speech. The gods of golf lie in wait to chasten the presumptious.
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I've stated my position, and that is that we do not need a contraption to play the game of golf. I would hope that we'd play under one set of rules, and those rules would include a ban on the long putter hooked to the body in some way, shape or form.
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Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.
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When I'm on really tough golf courses, I feel like I'm more focused because I'm really trying to hit the ball to a certain spot, instead of, a lot of times, when I struggle sometimes is just staying mentally focused on every shot.
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I've played such good golf, and it was hard coming up and it wasn't easy in any matches or any shots. It means a lot. I think hopefully it will mean a lot to New Zealand because I'm the next winner of the U.S. Amateur after Danny Lee.
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Golf is supposed to be fun, but I don't think anything is fun if you're not doing it reasonably well.
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My world is better. Why would I want to waste my time playing golf? I can get up in the morning and be in this whole other world. I love my life.
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Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.
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As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun.
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The real success in golf lies in turning three shots into two.
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I don't have a lot of hobbies. I don't play golf. I don't have any children. Things that occupy people's time. I just try to take jobs.
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I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops.
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We're going to live longer than our parents' generation, and there comes a point when you ask yourself, 'What am I going do?' You can only play so much golf.
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But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly.
