Shows Quotes
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I don't like those shows where people get eliminated every week, and then they have to get meaner to survive.
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I always looked at magazines. Ever since I was little I was obsessed with Elle magazine and the models. I would watch the model TV shows, like the specials on Milla Jovovich.
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I guess, on my list, going back to some old American stuff and British stuff that I used to love in the '80s, would be a British show called Dad's Army, which recently just turned into a movie.
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I'm very proud of my well-earned wrinkles, so show 'em.
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And the Russians certainly don't have it. If a woman shows up in a fur coat, I just assume she's a crook. And that's me, the nice American. The assumption that you can't make money honestly is a killer.
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I would tell anyone who wants something from someone else to feign not wanting it. People are perverse. If you show great affection to them, they'll run the other way.
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When you're doing a show like 'The Book of Mormon,' you're completely spent by the time the show is over.
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My first car was in 2006 when I got on my first TV show - a BMW 328i2 four-door sedan in slate grey. That was a great day, that was.
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The best sketch shows are from a group of tight-knit people whove worked together for a really long time.
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I think when you're on a show that takes place in N.Y.C. but film it in L.A. there is just a vibe that feels wrong.
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I wear wigs all the time on shows, and every day when I'm in public, at Dollywood. People say, 'How many wigs do you have?' And I say, 'Well, at least 365 because I wear at least one a day.'
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I want to do more comedy... I've done a couple TV shows that had some comedy going on.
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The man who bows before the ruler, shows his behind to the courtiers
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The first syndicating I tried was when two partners and I created a production company in 1952. We wanted to syndicate famous Bible stories and sell them for $25 a show.
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I missed the whole thing X-files series. And I know it went for nine seasons, and I think I saw bits and pieces of it in maybe season seven or eight or something, and then was very busy doing whatever else, stand-up comedy and stuff throughout the world. Now I'm watching the show right from the beginning.
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I used to shoot up and throw up, now I suit up and show up.
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You have to learn how to do each book. It's a different world, a different show.
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I don't have any personal grudge against Vince Russo, but I just know watching the shows that all his shows look the same.
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Pound for pound, your show is the best of its kind. I'm always learning from your great content!
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The reasons I never set out to do a talk show is they're formulaic. People come out, tell jokes and read questions. But that's not what I do, and we built the show around my skill set.
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Everything was too sharp and clear, so that I could never tell where to start- the way a map that shows too much can sometimes be useless.
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I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better.
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When I was growing up, there was no such thing as Off-Broadway. You either got your show on or you didn't.
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I love it when people can help me with my work, so I do show it.
