Shows Quotes
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I'm at a point in my career, I've been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don't worry about much. I respect what America's Got Talent is. It is a family show. It is a show that I love.
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Florida is a crazy place, and I have played some of the wildest shows of my life here.
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Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.
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The more facts one introduces, the more truth one shows, the more determined the bigot is to cling to his belief.
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They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.
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There are too many awards shows.
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I've always said that it's like being the winner of three separate lottery tickets - getting a pilot, getting the pilot picked up, and having a show that actually lasts.
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My first love thinks that I'm too young. He doesn't even know. Wish that I could show him what I'm feeling.
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You have to learn how to do each book. It's a different world, a different show.
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My first car was in 2006 when I got on my first TV show - a BMW 328i2 four-door sedan in slate grey. That was a great day, that was.
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I don't like those shows where people get eliminated every week, and then they have to get meaner to survive.
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When I was growing up, there was no such thing as Off-Broadway. You either got your show on or you didn't.
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It doesn't matter how big the shows are, as long as I'm making a living playing music. That's all that matters to me.
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If you're politically correct, chances are you're not coming to one of my shows. I get to go onstage and say things that everybody thinks all the time, but can't say out loud.
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Sometimes things aren't what they appear. We all have hurts that we don't show.
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In 1987, I was in Edinburgh doing my first one-man show. I took part in a kickabout with some fellow comedians and tripped over my trousers and heard this cracking sound in my leg. A couple of days later I went into a coma and was diagnosed with a pulmonary embolism.
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Drag shows are one of my favorite things in the world. As a straight man I love going to gay bars. People at gay bars just love to dance.
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There's nothing I hate more than canceling shows.
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Obviously, in this day and age, with the TV shows, there are some really interesting ones. I'm not that interested in going and doing a network show, but like everybody else, trying to find something good.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I would tell anyone who wants something from someone else to feign not wanting it. People are perverse. If you show great affection to them, they'll run the other way.
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I used to shoot up and throw up, now I suit up and show up.
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The first syndicating I tried was when two partners and I created a production company in 1952. We wanted to syndicate famous Bible stories and sell them for $25 a show.
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Anyone who goes on the stage is a show-off, aren't they? Acting's weird.
