Cheese Quotes

• To a mouse, cheese is cheese. That is why mouse traps are effective.

  

  Wendell Johnson
  • Why
  • Traps
  • Mouse

• Cheese was the staple. Bread you brought from home. The Schnaps came later. At the end of the week when people got paid, that's when you got your Schnaps, lots of it, five Pfennige a shot.

  

  Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
  • People
  • Home
  • Schnaps

• Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese. At first I thought you were just being a good host. But lately I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister.

  

  Scott Adams
  • Thinking
  • Science
  • Scientist

• [On Denmark:] ... that little country of cottage cheese and courage.

  

  Bette Midler
  • Country
  • Courage
  • Denmark

• Its diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next.

  

  Jolene Blalock
  • Week
  • Diamond
  • Cheese

• Consumers of meat, eggs and dairy products might well ask what they are supporting. Do farmers care about anyone but themselves? Can't anyone see the cow for the cheese?

  

  Ingrid Newkirk
  • Care
  • Meat
  • Cheese

• I’m sure there’s some self-help cheese-ball book about the gray area, but I’ve been having this conversation with my friends who are all about the same age and I’m saying, ‘Y’know, life doesn’t happen in black and white.’ The gray area is where you become an adult the medium temperature, the gray area, the place between black and white. That’s the place where life happens.

  

  Justin Timberlake NSYNC
  • Life
  • Book
  • Friends

• Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female but not the male.

  

  Alfred Kinsey
  • Female
  • MAle
  • Distract

• You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!

  

  Charles Dickens
  • Grave
  • Cheese
  • Beef

• Scamorza, an Italian curd cheese often labelled 'smoked mozzarella,' melts fantastically well.

  

  Yotam Ottolenghi
  • Italian
  • Well
  • Often

• God defend me from that Welsh fairy, Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese!

  

  William Shakespeare
  • Angel
  • Pieces
  • Fairy

• For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.

  

  Steve Albini Big Black
  • Enjoy
  • Bigs
  • Bread

• We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

  

  Will Ferrell
  • Moon
  • Cheese
  • Barbeque

• With iPad publishing, you can try new things, experiment, and even launch new magazines without the massive risk normally associated with print publishing. The future is digital, so there will be a digital version of everything we do going forward. There has to be. The cheese has been moved.

  

  Scott Kelby
  • Trying
  • Risk
  • Moved

• They wanna know why, I'm so fly, a girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye I'm looking nothing like ya poppa, I wouldn't give a chick ten cents, to put cheese on a whopper.

  

  Big L
  • Girl
  • Giving
  • Knows

• We work on macro issues and macaroni and cheese issues. When women are in the halls of power, our national debate reflects the needs and dreams of American families.

  

  Barbara Mikulski
  • Work
  • Women
  • Power

• I'm very severe with myself and sometimes I miss French cheese, but in your world it's not exactly the same thing.

  

  Karl Lagerfeld
  • World
  • Sometimes
  • Missing

• Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.

  

  Andy Roddick
  • American
  • Mother
  • Cheesy

• I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese.

  

  Willow Smith
  • Eating
  • Heat
  • Cheese

• Instead of putting cheese with ranchero sauce, chile is really very good for you. If you put that in, you get flavoring, so you're not eating bland food, especially if you're used to spicy food.

  

  Sandra Cisneros
  • Eating
  • Chile
  • Bland

• The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it.

  

  William E. Simon
  • Advantage
  • Failing
  • Cauliflower

• Is the Moon made out of green cheese? No, it's American cheese.

  

  William Anders
  • Moon
  • Green
  • Apollo

• The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • People
  • Real
  • Trust

• Bachelor's fare: bread and cheese, and kisses.

  

  Jonathan Swift
  • Cheese
  • Kisses
  • Bachelor

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