Swear Quotes

• People fall in love and swear they are so sure, then they turn around and say it's over. I never trusted love to come any closer till the moment you were mine.

  

  Beth Nielsen Chapman
  • People
  • Love
  • Moment

• The night I was born, Lord I swear the moon turned a fire red.

  

  Jimi Hendrix The Jimi Hendrix Experience
  • Moon
  • Born
  • Lord

• Asked for a testimony to the effect that Emmy Noether was a great woman mathematician, he said: I can testify that she is a great mathematician, but that she is a woman, I cannot swear.

  

  Edmund Landau
  • Woman
  • Mathematician
  • Testimony

• There is some really good crack when I come back here. This is where I learned to swear.

  

  Ewan McGregor
  • Learned
  • Swear
  • Crack

• My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers.

  

  Tom Conti
  • Kitchen
  • Temper
  • Drawers

• I swear, you are the only person I know who makes decisions based on what will provide the best material for a diary.

  

  Rob Thomas Matchbox Twenty
  • Decisions
  • Swear
  • Diary

• Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up.

  

  Celia Rivenbark
  • Lovely
  • Lunch
  • Mist

• And I swear, if there is a way for us to be together, I will find it. No matter how long it takes. If I have to chase your soul to the ends of eternity, I won't stop until I find you, I promise.

  

  Julie Kagawa
  • Long
  • Together
  • Soul

• There are those who argue that everything breaks even in this old dump of a world of ours. I suppose these ginks who argue that way hold that because the rich man gets ice in the summer and the poor man gets it in the winter things are breaking even for both. Maybe so, but I'll swear I can't see it that way.

  

  Bat Masterson
  • Summer
  • Swear
  • Argue

• Real destiny takes everything-the last drop of blood, and strip out your veins to be sure-and gives it back doubled. Quadrupled. A thousand-fold! But you can't give halves. You have to give it all. I know. I swear. I've come back from the dead to speak the truth to you. Real destiny gives you a mountain of life, and puts you on top of it.

  

  Lois McMaster
  • Real
  • Speak
  • Destiny

• I swear I have at least one good song idea a day. But if I don't get pen to paper in ten seconds, it's gone forever.

  

  Cary Ann Hearst
  • Writing
  • Song
  • Forever

• So, my friends, in a week or so the Governor-General will swear in a new government.

  

  Tony Abbott
  • Government
  • Swear
  • Governor-General

• I swear to you, there are divine things more beautiful than words can tell.

  

  Walt Whitman
  • Words
  • Swear
  • Divine Things

• One or two years ago, I didn't know who I was on court and I used to swear a lot. But now I've learned how to cope and can therefore win 10 matches in a row. I want to be remembered as a good player rather than an idiot on court.

  

  Roger Federer
  • Player
  • Winning
  • Court

• Lish tried to swear--which is always funny, because the computer won't translate it. It went something like this: "Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their bleep bleep bleep obsessions. He had better stop bleep bleep bleep the bleep bleep rules or I will bleep bleep bleep the little bleeeeeeeeeeep.

  

  Kiersten White
  • Computer
  • Translate
  • Swear

• When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to his friends. They would laugh and laugh. I realize now the laugh was pure shock value, but it felt really good, and I've been chasing it ever since.

  

  Sarah Silverman
  • Dad
  • Comedy
  • Teach

• Open mind all the way. Because people have had eyewitness accounts, they've seen things, they swear they've seen things, and I tend to believe in people rather than - maybe I'm a little naive, but my optimistic outlook on life is to sort of be positive and take everyone at face value.

  

  Rhys Darby
  • People
  • Life
  • Believe

• Butter wouldn't have melted my smile, I swear.

  

  Elizabeth Bear
  • Smile
  • Swear
  • Butter

• The people I know who swear the most tend to have the widest vocabularies.

  

  Stephen Fry
  • People
  • Vocabulary
  • Swear

• I thought I’d learn a few new words, but the men were too shocked to even swear this time.

  

  Kiersten White
  • Words
  • Swear
  • Shocked

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