My Wife Quotes
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My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
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I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.
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My wife is been extremely supportive and when doubt creeps in, she's there pushing me along. She's helped me move up here, get all of my furniture and brought all my groceries. That's what marriage is about: supporting each other and helping each other reach our fullest potential.
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I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
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My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
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My wife and kids maybe beg to differ, but I am generally a good guy.
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
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All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
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Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans.
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The mistake that I made was that I was engaged in a consensual relationship with a woman who was not my wife. That is a mistake for which I am very sorry.
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I felt rich when I was 20 years old and my wife was paying my bills. Just being in a band, I've always felt blessed.
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My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark.
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We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
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The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon's swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook.
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I am willing to remain and play the man's game if there are not enough boats for more than the women and children. Tell my wife I played the game straight out and to the end. No woman shall be left aboard this ship because Ben Guggenheim is a coward.
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My wife can look at me in a certain way and I can tell by her eyes how she's feeling about me or when I should stop talking about something. It's kind of the way twins have their own thing.
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My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.
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My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
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I was raised in a religious environment, and my wife is one of the more religious people that I have ever known.
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I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, "what, you can't think of anybody either?"
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I told my wife that I want to take a three-year break. She supported me and said, 'Please go ahead.' I am grateful that she supported me. For me, this romance and understanding is very important in our marriage.
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All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.
