My Wife Quotes
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I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.
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I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
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I told my wife that I want to take a three-year break. She supported me and said, 'Please go ahead.' I am grateful that she supported me. For me, this romance and understanding is very important in our marriage.
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I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'
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My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
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All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
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Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans.
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My wife and kids maybe beg to differ, but I am generally a good guy.
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My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
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My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.
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My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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My wife and I are parents to a 4 year old and a 2 year old. It's really important for me to always be there for bath time and breakfast time and on the weekends.
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My wife gives good headache.
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I really enjoy sailing on Lake Geneva because I can just look at the shore and see my wife having a barbecue with the kids.
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I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
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I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, "what, you can't think of anybody either?"
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I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
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My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark.
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I was raised in a religious environment, and my wife is one of the more religious people that I have ever known.
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We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
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I met my wife Margot on Fire Island when I had a house there many years ago.
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The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for my heart always alights upon the nearest perch.
