My Wife Quotes
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My wife gives good headache.
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My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
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I told my wife that I want to take a three-year break. She supported me and said, 'Please go ahead.' I am grateful that she supported me. For me, this romance and understanding is very important in our marriage.
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Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans.
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I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
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I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
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It's not in my nature to chop people's heads off, per se, or rob a bank or any crazy thing I've done on screen. I'm just comfortable reading a book or spending time with my wife and my daughter or watching the fight on TV with the fellas.
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My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
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My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
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My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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My wife is my ultimate sexual fantasy. But there was this cute sheep back in Arclove ...
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I am willing to remain and play the man's game if there are not enough boats for more than the women and children. Tell my wife I played the game straight out and to the end. No woman shall be left aboard this ship because Ben Guggenheim is a coward.
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I felt rich when I was 20 years old and my wife was paying my bills. Just being in a band, I've always felt blessed.
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All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
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We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
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The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for my heart always alights upon the nearest perch.
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My wife can look at me in a certain way and I can tell by her eyes how she's feeling about me or when I should stop talking about something. It's kind of the way twins have their own thing.
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The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon's swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook.
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My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.
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I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, "what, you can't think of anybody either?"
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My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark.
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I was raised in a religious environment, and my wife is one of the more religious people that I have ever known.
