My Wife Quotes
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My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.
Jack Roy
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I found out - the paper used to go to bed on Tues - on Monday. I found out that on Monday nights, the editors would cut out - literally cut out passages, sometimes whole paragraphs, of some of the writers that might possibly offend blacks, lesbians, gays, radicals. And I wrote a couple of columns about that. And they're - of course, they were annoyed that I had written about it, but, I mean, it - another example - and my wife Margot always also conjured that.
Nat Hentoff
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I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said, 'You know I'm no good at fractions.'
Jack Roy
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I knew A.J. Muste very well. I tried for a while to be like he was, and that is a total pacifist. But then Margot my wife hit me hard in the stomach one day to prove to me that I wasn't as perfect a pacifist as I thought I was.
Nat Hentoff
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I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.
Jack Roy
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One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
Jack Roy
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Jack Roy
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When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.
Jack Roy
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My personal time is limited, more so than I wish. However, my wife and I have talked about the fact that there are opportunities right now that won't be there forever. For example, when the Grateful Dead offered me to tour in 2004, my first reaction was to say no, I just can't do it. Then my wife said, "Well, let's rethink this. You don't want to look back down the road and say, I could've done that, but I said no." So, we made it work.
Warren Haynes
The Allman Brothers Band
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I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.
Jack Roy
