My Wife Quotes
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I found out - the paper used to go to bed on Tues - on Monday. I found out that on Monday nights, the editors would cut out - literally cut out passages, sometimes whole paragraphs, of some of the writers that might possibly offend blacks, lesbians, gays, radicals. And I wrote a couple of columns about that. And they're - of course, they were annoyed that I had written about it, but, I mean, it - another example - and my wife Margot always also conjured that.
Nat Hentoff
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I knew A.J. Muste very well. I tried for a while to be like he was, and that is a total pacifist. But then Margot my wife hit me hard in the stomach one day to prove to me that I wasn't as perfect a pacifist as I thought I was.
Nat Hentoff
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My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
Jack Roy
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He was screaming like my wife.
Mike Tyson
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My wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens.
Jack Roy
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Jack Roy
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I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.
Jack Roy
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I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.
Jack Roy
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I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.
Jack Roy
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My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.
Jack Roy
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My personal time is limited, more so than I wish. However, my wife and I have talked about the fact that there are opportunities right now that won't be there forever. For example, when the Grateful Dead offered me to tour in 2004, my first reaction was to say no, I just can't do it. Then my wife said, "Well, let's rethink this. You don't want to look back down the road and say, I could've done that, but I said no." So, we made it work.
Warren Haynes
The Allman Brothers Band
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When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.
Jack Roy
