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		I never had a kid before, and it's the best. It's something you're privileged to be part of, and my favorite things in the world are my kid and wife.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				David Eigenberg
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I lived in Red Hook, Brooklyn, for about 10 years, and then we moved out to Jersey City after my wife and I bought a house up in the Catskills. I miss Brooklyn, but the commute to the Catskills is about 45 minutes shorter.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Pablo Schreiber
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		My wife is amazing. She had to know she was getting into a heap of trouble when we met.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Taylor Hanson
			
			
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		I don't even listen to the records after they come out. It's outlawed in my house. My wife and my kids can't play any of my music around me. Once it comes out, for me, it's just business. Numbers.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Dr. Dre
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would be you, because every time I try to check into a hotel with my wife, they look at me as though I'm cheating on Laura.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Mary Tyler Moore
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Voices are a good way to get in and out of things. James Carville constantly calls my wife to say I'll be home late. Mandy Patinkin and Al Pacino call to get me restaurant reservations.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Bill Hader
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		I have a beautiful, young wife who sings and dances, so there's a lot of duetting going on at my house.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Dick Van Dyke
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		The manic pursuit of success cost me everything I could love: my wife, my three children, some friends I would have liked to grow old with.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Sammy Davis, Jr.
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		'This husband of yours, he’d rather have his wife a- Rather, have her-' Halyard cleared his throat- 'than go into public relations?''I’m proud to say,' said the girl, 'that he’s one of the few men on earth with a little self-respect left.'
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Kurt Vonnegut
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I lived below the poverty line when I was young and starting out as a writer. But my wife and I kept trying to do things better, as anyone with ambition does. But just because you're trying doesn't mean you're always going to succeed.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Joe R. Lansdale
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate waiting, often for much of their lives, while their husbands shop for fame and glory.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Bill Vaughan
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I'd see my daddy about once a month, and I missed him. I would have loved to have had more of him. He was tall, attractive and very quiet, very gentle. He had a wife who I don't think ever really liked me much.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Cherie Lunghi
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Joan Collins
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		So then, she looks at Brooke (Shields)'s Dad with his newer wife, and she's like 'So, now you're with my ex-husband. Well, congratulations, you can have him'! It was fucking on!!
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Kathy Griffin
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties. Welcome to my world.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Bill Engvall
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I have Marvin Gaye's driver's license. His wife sent it to me, because she really loved my 'Happy People' record. She said that she thought it represented the sprit of her husband. The license is from California. I get inspired every time I look at it.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				R. Kelly
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Denis Leary
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		My wife was pregnant, and I was doing the math, and I was realizing that I couldn't be living in a two-bedroom apartment in Hollywood for the rest of my days. I didn't want to raise my kid there.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Taylor Sheridan
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		My wife was diagnosed with lupus 16 or 17 years ago, and that's how I kinda got involved in it. I just finished my fifth annual Bobby Hatfield Classic Golf Tournament, and happily I can report that we raised over $52,000. Through the years we've raised not only through the golf tournament, but through other charitable concerts, we've raised over $600,000.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Robert Lee Hatfield
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I have an amazing education through my wife on female fans and perspectives on it. Things that I never would have thought of.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Dave Filoni
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		My wife and I both grew up with parents who were very young. Her mom was, I think, 17 or 18 when she was born; my mom was 15 when I was born. So, as we got older, we started thinking a lot about that - about the time that those people missed because we came along when we did and because they devoted so much of their lives to taking care of us.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Jason Isbell
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		How can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex?
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Mary Astell