Week Quotes
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Adults, waiting for tomorrow, move in a present behind which is yesterday or the day before yesterday or at most last week: they don't want to think about the rest. Children don't know the meaning of yesterday, or even of tomorrow, everything is this, now: the street is this, the doorway is this, the stairs are this, this is Mamma, this is Papa, this is the day, this the night.
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I was absolutely shocked, appalled and ashamed when I heard about the Milly Dowler case only two weeks ago.
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I worked with the same trainer that worked with Denzel Washington in THe Hurricane. It was three months of training, five days a week, 4 to 5 hours a day. This was followed by a month of choreography.
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For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream.
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If you're going to marry someone, maybe you can be mad for a few weeks and it can still work out.
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I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
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Better to live hundred years as a millionaire, than one week in poverty!
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I'm a tough girl, and I can go without a shower bot a week and be fine with that. But I will not sleep on dirty sheets.
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McDonald's Meets Moschino at Milan Fashion Week.
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Great acting may be a turn-on, but it won't make me fantasize about the person for a week.
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No one measures a life in weeks and days. You measure life in years and by the things that happen to you.
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But she wouldn't. I knew that already. My mother and I had an understanding: we worked together to be as much in control of our shared world as possible. I was suposed to be her other half, carrying my share of the weight. In the last few weeks, I'd tried to shed it, and doing so sent everything off kilter. So of course she would pull me tighter, keeping me in my place, because doing so meant she would always be sure, somehow, of her own.
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I'm probably a monster-of-the-week guy, and that comes back down to my old favorite show, which as a kid was always Scooby-Doo.
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I spent three days a week for 10 years educating myself in the public library, and it's better than college. People should educate themselves - you can get a complete education for no money. At the end of 10 years, I had read every book in the library and I'd written a thousand stories.
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I don't believe in colleges and universities. I believe in libraries because most students don't have any money. When I graduated from high school, it was during the Depression and we had no money. I couldn't go to college, so I went to the library three days a week for 10 years.
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There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.
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Note-taking is important to me: a week's worth of reading notes (or "thoughts I had in the shower" notes) is cumulatively more interesting than anything I might be able to come up with on a single given day.
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If I don't write every day for one week or even, frankly, one year, I don't really think too much about that.
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Thank you for listening to Comedy Bang Bang! My name is Scott Aukerman and I will see you next week.
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If every American donated five hours a week, it would equal the labor of twenty million full-time volunteers.
