Standup Quotes
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I'm not going to freeze under the pressure. I'm hoping I can stand up to it.
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I have personally seen Ted Cruz stand up and fight on the issues that matter the most to conservatives, even when it wasn't popular in Congress.
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After doing comedy for a while and knowing how hard it is to do physical comedy right, I learned how incredibly talented the Three Stooges really were after re-watching old episodes. They still stand up!
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The Senate Majority Leader has the unilateral ability to stand up and say, 'If you defy Congress, if you defy the Constitution, if you defy the American people, none of your nominees will be confirmed.'
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If you stand up for women, then don't bash me.
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I have one idea of how to get more Democratic women to polling stations: Stand up for them.
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Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall.
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It's important to stand up to all forms of bullying, and it's even more important for those who are around you to be just as courageous and stand with you!
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You don't realize how strong you are until you have to help someone else stand up.
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We must stand up and say, "I'm black and I'm beautiful," and this self-affirmation is the black man's need, made compelling by the white man's crimes against him.
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A true man does not only stand up for himself, he stands up for those that do not have the ability to.
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I think people are hungry for someone who will stand up on principle.
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After graduation, I was floundering in L.A., doing stand-up comedy and working in a shoe store in the Valley.
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What’s the point of having beliefs and values if we don't stand up for the former and live by the latter?
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Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
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I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.'
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Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here.
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People get good gigs because they stand up....You don't get picked. Reject the tyranny of picked. Pick yourself.
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We only have one rule and that is there are no rules, so stand up and sing as much as you want to.
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To those that feel down and out…Let today be the day you stand up & fight. Let today be the day you say I won’t quit.
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Why not stand up, pump your fists in the air, and scream like a maniac?
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The strong man is the man who can stand up for his rights and not hit back.
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I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.
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I did stand-up for my grandparents every day when I was, like, eight.
