Standup Quotes
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A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people.
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The Senate Majority Leader has the unilateral ability to stand up and say, 'If you defy Congress, if you defy the Constitution, if you defy the American people, none of your nominees will be confirmed.'
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I'm not going to freeze under the pressure. I'm hoping I can stand up to it.
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You don't realize how strong you are until you have to help someone else stand up.
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We must stand up and say, "I'm black and I'm beautiful," and this self-affirmation is the black man's need, made compelling by the white man's crimes against him.
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It's important to stand up to all forms of bullying, and it's even more important for those who are around you to be just as courageous and stand with you!
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I have one idea of how to get more Democratic women to polling stations: Stand up for them.
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After doing comedy for a while and knowing how hard it is to do physical comedy right, I learned how incredibly talented the Three Stooges really were after re-watching old episodes. They still stand up!
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If you stand up for women, then don't bash me.
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Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall.
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What’s the point of having beliefs and values if we don't stand up for the former and live by the latter?
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The strong man is the man who can stand up for his rights and not hit back.
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A true man does not only stand up for himself, he stands up for those that do not have the ability to.
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I think people are hungry for someone who will stand up on principle.
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After graduation, I was floundering in L.A., doing stand-up comedy and working in a shoe store in the Valley.
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Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.
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People get good gigs because they stand up....You don't get picked. Reject the tyranny of picked. Pick yourself.
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Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
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Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here.
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I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.'
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To those that feel down and out…Let today be the day you stand up & fight. Let today be the day you say I won’t quit.
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Every person must stand up and be accountable, but be responsible for their actions.
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Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
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I did stand-up for my grandparents every day when I was, like, eight.
