Neil Innes Quotes
So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.

Quotes to Explore
-
To write a good mystery you have to know where it will end before you can decide where it will begin... and I've always known where it will end.
-
When I do retire, I will miss the trips with the team, the jokes with my teammates, the habits: having breakfast with them, playing with them, all the little things.
-
I have spent a lot of time listening to people who are serving life sentences and getting to know them and the circumstances of their lives. I have never met anyone serving a long prison sentence who had anything close to what I could call a childhood; instead, the upbringings always - always - involve extreme situations of poverty and abuse.
-
I never try to follow a trend or fashion.
-
When I won the belt, it was kind of a precedent... The only Canadian to have ever held it.
-
When I first got Yves Saint Laurent Couture, I didn't know how to take off a cape. I would ask Katoucha and Dalma - the real divas of the runway - 'Can you show me?' I've never been afraid to ask for help.
-
I can't read novels while I'm writing a novel, because somebody's voice creeps in.
-
I always believed in my ability, but I think in any sport you need that little bit of luck.
-
As a developing musician, skiffle became a platform for me to start playing music.
-
When you assume negative intent, you're angry. If you take away that anger and assume positive intent, you will be amazed. Your emotional quotient goes up because you are no longer almost random in your response.
-
I love the simplicity and freedom of running. A pair of shoes, and you are all set to explore new trails.
-
I can understand Communism, but not Socialism.
-
Being the world's greatest athlete just does not get it done on the golf course.
-
In most cases, my favorite Jethro Tull songs will be determined by how I feel about them as live performance songs, not by the recorded identity.
-
Whether it's threats to Medicare, cuts in education spending, or Internet privacy, the ramifications got young people out to vote and should be enough to keep them involved in our political system.
-
Frances Conroy - brilliant, brilliant actress.
-
A bicycle has transformed my experience of London.
-
A few goals is the way soccer is meant to be played.
-
I get recognized in the street really frequently, which is really shocking. I'm excruciatingly wary of any female under the age of 19. Even when some of them come up to me, they're usually very cordial, nice and polite.
-
I disoriented myself from everything about being a human being and just played and played and played and sang and sang and sang.
-
We developed our own type of Igudesman and Joo electric violin, let's say, and funny enough, the shape of it was developed by the head technician of Steinway. It's actually an electric violin, which is made from the stick that holds up the piano lid.
-
Banks are so protected from liability they would have to really do something that was their mistake in order for them to be liable for it. Banks don't look at signatures. They're processing millions of checks and they have very little liability.
-
Everyone wouldn't just accept that I wanted to be a fighter - because I wasn't someone that they envisioned could or would be a fighter.
-
So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.