Chelsea Handler Quotes
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We live in a fast-paced culture where we're asked to make snap decisions all day long, so I suppose cash-point donations feed into the immediacy of our life experience. So it's a great idea. But I think it needs careful handling.
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Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair.
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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
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I got sent to a health camp when I was about 6 years old, and we all had to wear the same starchy blue uniform. The lady who took care of me after school knit me a burgundy sweater. It was the only thing that gave me any individuality.
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I went to UCLA as pre-med. When I was there my freshman year, I auditioned for a play and got it, and I was so passionate. I just loved acting so much that I decided to switch majors and pursue acting.
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We know about the socially complex lives of elephants: how they communicate, how they bond, how they even seem to grieve. We have ethologists in the field and activists on the ground to thank for that knowledge.
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I don't have a job, so I sit in the studio all the time and think of stupid stuff to do.
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I call him free who is led solely by reason.
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Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
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Be brave, young lovers, and follow your star.
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'Aqualung' marks the point at which I had the confidence as a songwriter and as a guitar player to actually pick up and play the guitar and be at the forefront of the band. It's also the album on which I began to address religious issues in my music, and I think that happened simply because the time was right for it.
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Someone needs to remind American CEOs that if you can't run a company that is innovative, financially sound and doesn't poison the rest of us, You can't run a company.
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My attitudes have changed, but somebody would have to read all my books to find out how they have.
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Conventional manners are a kind of literacy test for the alien who comes among us.
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To draw you must close your eyes and sing.
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I'm a cliche.
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Some places you play in America, it's like 'On the Waterfront.'
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I was in this public high school in Princeton, and it had this topnotch jazz program - if you were a musician of any kind of caliber, your holy grail was to be in that orchestra. It was that claim to fame of the school, of the town, other than the university. But it was better than the university band.
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If you had told me I'd be making 62 tomorrow, I'd say you were lying.
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Never claim as a right what you can ask as a favor.
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To be doing good deeds is man's most glorious task.
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The man who doctors himself with the aid of medical books, runs the risk of dying of a typographical error.
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You are my pride and joyAnd I just love you, little darlin'Like a baby boy loves his toyYou've got kisses sweeter than honeyAnd I work every day to give you all I knowAnd that's why you're my pride and joy.
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I'm not superstitious at all. I'm not a Russian.
