Chelsea Handler Quotes
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We live in a fast-paced culture where we're asked to make snap decisions all day long, so I suppose cash-point donations feed into the immediacy of our life experience. So it's a great idea. But I think it needs careful handling.
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Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair.
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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
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I got sent to a health camp when I was about 6 years old, and we all had to wear the same starchy blue uniform. The lady who took care of me after school knit me a burgundy sweater. It was the only thing that gave me any individuality.
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I went to UCLA as pre-med. When I was there my freshman year, I auditioned for a play and got it, and I was so passionate. I just loved acting so much that I decided to switch majors and pursue acting.
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We know about the socially complex lives of elephants: how they communicate, how they bond, how they even seem to grieve. We have ethologists in the field and activists on the ground to thank for that knowledge.
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I don't have a job, so I sit in the studio all the time and think of stupid stuff to do.
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I call him free who is led solely by reason.
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Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
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Be brave, young lovers, and follow your star.
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'Aqualung' marks the point at which I had the confidence as a songwriter and as a guitar player to actually pick up and play the guitar and be at the forefront of the band. It's also the album on which I began to address religious issues in my music, and I think that happened simply because the time was right for it.
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Someone needs to remind American CEOs that if you can't run a company that is innovative, financially sound and doesn't poison the rest of us, You can't run a company.
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My attitudes have changed, but somebody would have to read all my books to find out how they have.
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Conventional manners are a kind of literacy test for the alien who comes among us.
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To draw you must close your eyes and sing.
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I'm a cliche.
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Some places you play in America, it's like 'On the Waterfront.'
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If you had told me I'd be making 62 tomorrow, I'd say you were lying.
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I was growing up listening to Queen. Freddie Mercury threw those incredible melodies into his songs.
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I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.
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I've been really lucky when it comes to casting kids, and I don't particularly like child actors. Too often, they just show up, and they've had whatever real innocence that's in a child just beaten out of them. They start to perform for you, and you can just see it coming. It's no good.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quack like a duck, then it just may be a duck.
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We can applaud the state lottery as a public subsidy of intelligence, for it yields public income that is calculated to lighten the tax burden of us prudent abstainers at the expense of the benighted masses of wishful thinkers.
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I'm not superstitious at all. I'm not a Russian.
