Chelsea Handler Quotes
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We live in a fast-paced culture where we're asked to make snap decisions all day long, so I suppose cash-point donations feed into the immediacy of our life experience. So it's a great idea. But I think it needs careful handling.
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Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair.
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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
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I got sent to a health camp when I was about 6 years old, and we all had to wear the same starchy blue uniform. The lady who took care of me after school knit me a burgundy sweater. It was the only thing that gave me any individuality.
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We know about the socially complex lives of elephants: how they communicate, how they bond, how they even seem to grieve. We have ethologists in the field and activists on the ground to thank for that knowledge.
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I don't have a job, so I sit in the studio all the time and think of stupid stuff to do.
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I call him free who is led solely by reason.
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Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
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Be brave, young lovers, and follow your star.
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'Aqualung' marks the point at which I had the confidence as a songwriter and as a guitar player to actually pick up and play the guitar and be at the forefront of the band. It's also the album on which I began to address religious issues in my music, and I think that happened simply because the time was right for it.
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Someone needs to remind American CEOs that if you can't run a company that is innovative, financially sound and doesn't poison the rest of us, You can't run a company.
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My attitudes have changed, but somebody would have to read all my books to find out how they have.
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To draw you must close your eyes and sing.
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I'm a cliche.
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Some places you play in America, it's like 'On the Waterfront.'
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If you had told me I'd be making 62 tomorrow, I'd say you were lying.
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I was growing up listening to Queen. Freddie Mercury threw those incredible melodies into his songs.
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Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me. They possess and enjoy early, and it does something to them, makes them soft, where we are hard, cynical where we are trustful, in a way that, unless you were born rich, it is very difficult to understand.
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...new nuclear plants are simply unfinanceable in the private capital market, and the technology will continue to die of an incurable attack of market forces-all the faster in competitive markets. This is true not just in the U.S., where the last order was in 1978 and all orders since 1973 were cancelled, but globally.
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I wrote a piece of software in 1998 that created fictional weather.
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We wanted it more live and raw. We didn't want a studio sound.
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For man to go from less than 1% haves to 40%, living at high standard - despite decreasing resources - cannot be explained by anything other than by doing more than less.
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There are a lot of slutty girls in Canada. Eleven-year-old sluts.
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I'm not superstitious at all. I'm not a Russian.
