Chelsea Handler Quotes
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We live in a fast-paced culture where we're asked to make snap decisions all day long, so I suppose cash-point donations feed into the immediacy of our life experience. So it's a great idea. But I think it needs careful handling.
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Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair.
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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
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I got sent to a health camp when I was about 6 years old, and we all had to wear the same starchy blue uniform. The lady who took care of me after school knit me a burgundy sweater. It was the only thing that gave me any individuality.
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I went to UCLA as pre-med. When I was there my freshman year, I auditioned for a play and got it, and I was so passionate. I just loved acting so much that I decided to switch majors and pursue acting.
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We know about the socially complex lives of elephants: how they communicate, how they bond, how they even seem to grieve. We have ethologists in the field and activists on the ground to thank for that knowledge.
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I don't have a job, so I sit in the studio all the time and think of stupid stuff to do.
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I call him free who is led solely by reason.
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Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
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Be brave, young lovers, and follow your star.
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'Aqualung' marks the point at which I had the confidence as a songwriter and as a guitar player to actually pick up and play the guitar and be at the forefront of the band. It's also the album on which I began to address religious issues in my music, and I think that happened simply because the time was right for it.
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Someone needs to remind American CEOs that if you can't run a company that is innovative, financially sound and doesn't poison the rest of us, You can't run a company.
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My attitudes have changed, but somebody would have to read all my books to find out how they have.
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To draw you must close your eyes and sing.
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I'm a cliche.
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Some places you play in America, it's like 'On the Waterfront.'
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If you had told me I'd be making 62 tomorrow, I'd say you were lying.
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I was growing up listening to Queen. Freddie Mercury threw those incredible melodies into his songs.
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A writer has to be driven crazy to help him to see. A writer needs his poisons.
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Be careful how you interpret the world: It is like that.
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Maybe the world..has run out of room..for monsters.
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Ben Schwartzwalder was a decent guy, but he was from another era. He was like a Marine, with a real army attitude. He thought there was only one way to play football, and that was the rough way.
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The writer must take the right to explore, warts and all, both the enemy and the beloved comrade in arms, since only a try for the truth makes sense of being, only a try for the truth edges towards justice just ahead of Yeats's beast slouching to be born.
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I'm not superstitious at all. I'm not a Russian.
