Daniel Handler Quotes
The right boys I always toss and the wrong ones I keep on top of me like paperweights.
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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
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I said, to be a New Yorker you have to live here for six months, and if at the end of the six months you find you walk faster, talk faster, think faster, you're a New Yorker.
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I believe in God. God created the world.
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Thankfully I'm not endlessly ambitious, but I have done some crazy ambitious things like buying an island off the west coast of Scotland in the late Sixties.
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Well, one always has an instinct to be a painter, and I've done quite a lot of painting at one time or another, though not with any public success.
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So I am, in fact, very optimistic about the future of my federal party.
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Lots of girls marry at 16 in Tennessee.
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It's much funnier when the comedy can happen with me just trying my best to genuinely do a good thing.
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If I could never work again and I could just listen to music and walk, I'd be very, very happy.
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When you've finished reading every last thing by a famous writer, literary convention holds that you move on to his or her letters, the DVD extras peddled by publishers.
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It's like saying French shouldn't be taught because you don't understand it because it's new. Shakespeare is just like learning a new, exciting language.
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One way in which 'Friends' did resemble 'Seinfeld' is that it really found its audience over the summer of 1995 in reruns. That's when the main title song, 'I'll Be There for You', by the Rembrandts, exploded, too.
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I'm retired from the daredevil business.
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Some praise me because I am a colored girl, and I don't want that kind of praise. I had rather you would point out my defects, for that will teach me something.
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I raised my sister. I was six when she was born. My mother had to make a living for herself and it was very hard, so I was looking after my sister, cooking and cleaning, and she had four jobs.
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I even sang once at the opening of a supermarket. You name it, I've done it.
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The living werewolves have genuine needs and desires, which, though they may oppose ours, are valid. Even if they want to eat humans, you can't really call them evil, any more than mice can call cats evil, or chickens can call humans evil. It's all just a matter of where you're standing.
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A big man has no time really to do anything but just sit and be big.
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People like to define you through what they’ve seen you do … There are aspects of my personality, I guess, that come through on-screen, but I don’t sit around thinking, I’ve been a bumbling suitor all my life.
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If looks help, that's great, but we don't want it to be the featured thing. It's totally superficial.
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What was the first name of the Houston club? It wasn't the Astros. It was the Colt .45s. A lot of guys now will say Colt 45 is a beer. But it was also a pistol, and it went right with Texas.
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You can't just beat a team, you have to leave a lasting impression in their minds so they never want to see you again.
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The right boys I always toss and the wrong ones I keep on top of me like paperweights.
