Dave Attell Quotes
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
Quotes to Explore
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Why is it that our young kids all across America can solve the most complex problems in a video game involving executive decision making and analytical thinking, yet we accept the fact that they can't add or read?
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I feel at home in a lot of places, but I am truly an African-American.
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Some people feel that what we're doing makes no sense, that it's just a waste of money. But it's working.
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My primary influences were the best jazz players from the 50's and 60's and later some of the pop people from the same time period along with the better of the well known blues musicians.
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The cat is classic whilst the dog is Gothic - nowhere in the animal world can we discover such really Hellenic perfection of form, with anatomy adapted to function, as in the felidae.
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Antimatter is not a source of energy for us, it's a method of storing energy, compact but inefficient.
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Jesus is an example. We have other examples, including many of our ancestors as role models who understood the inner meaning of our orientation.
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I would never go to a gym. How could I do it? So I tried to do it in my house and it doesn't work.
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I hate to tell you this, but there's an entire subset of people out there who think of me as quite a dull actor. And that's the word used, and often – dull.
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It is only a step from boredom to disillusionment, which leads naturally to self-pity, which in turn ends in chaos.
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I placed over a thousand deaf people in jobs throughout my career working for the deaf.
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I know politics; I know the media.
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I don't say: 'can't do that', 'won't do that'. I've never thought in that way about work.
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Having a place out of the city is a shortcut toward the mental reset I need.
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Don't take 'no' for an answer.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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As David Cameron realizes, we do not have time for the tweaks and increments favored by institutions built to resist change.
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'Danger Girl' can be ridiculous, but sometimes it's funny.
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Counsel woven into the fabric of real life is wisdom.
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We are deeply concerned, both in our country and here, of the very large number of dropouts by schoolchildren. This is a very disturbing situation, because the youth of today are the leaders of tomorrow... try as much as possible to remain in school, because education is the most powerful weapon which we can use.
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Don't ask God to bless junk food and miraculously transform it so that it has nutritional value. That's not how God works.
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Be yourself! And then tell us about it! And then let's dance!
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I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
