Dave Attell Quotes
Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!

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The Sundance Institute has been vital to the film communities of Latin America.
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Our musical alphabet is poor and illogical.
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I don't do fake. That's the first thing you should know about me. I'm not one to put on airs or change my demeanor depending on where I am or who I am talking to.
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I've always believed that a good twist is one that, when it is presented to the audience, half of them say, 'I saw that coming.' And half of them are completely and totally shocked. Because if you don't have the half that saw it coming, then it wasn't fair: You never gave the audience a chance to guess it.
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If you can't play guitar and sing in Nashville, you might as well just be a construction worker.
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I grew up in a joint family of 60 people with one kitchen. So I am a firm believer in the family concept.
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Good tests kill flawed theories; we remain alive to guess again.
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My work always presents problems in our society. Those problems may be anything from injustice to freedom, and everything related to humanity.
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I really had a problem with being 'the man.' I'm past it now, but that was my insecurity. I ran from that. I was cool with being No. 3 on the call sheet or No. 2.
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The constitution is itself the product of the freedom struggle.
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The biggest compliments I've heard about 'That Metal Show' are the ones from people that say that they don't even listen to this kind of music, but, 'We love watching the show.'
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Romania is still very much underutilizing its natural and human potential.
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Having children is exciting. Life puts the past into perspective.
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It really does take a lot of time to make records, to be in the studio and do all that stuff.
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I think I'm a better mother because of work, because I'm happy. If I wasn't working, I would just be waiting for the kids to come home every day, and living vicariously through their lives.
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Before and after emancipation, the Negro, in self-defense, was propelled toward the white employer. The endowments of wealthy white men have developed great institutions of learning for the Negro, but the freedom of action on the part of these same universities has been curtailed in proportion as they are indebted to white philanthropies.
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Arthur Ashe had been the first black athlete to play Johannesburg at the time of apartheid.
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Well I'm not a novelist. I've only written one book and that is a memoir.
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When you arrive at your destination, pay absolutely no attention to the thing people call jetlag.
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The book that made a lasting impression was the one my mother gave each of us when she decided we were ready for our first 'adult novel,' Lucy Maud Montgomery's 'The Blue Castle.'
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I seem to always inspire a strong reaction one way or the other.
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There is a curtain, thin as gossamer, clear as glass, strong as iron, that hangs forever between the world of magic and the world that seems to us to be real.
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Imagine if all those kings and dukes hadn't commissioned those crazy cathedrals, paintings and music... we'd still be living in sticks and mud. Because none of those things made any economic sense. Human beings' capacity to 'waste time' is a miracle - but that's exactly what art is for.
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Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!