Neil Simon Quotes
I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.
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I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic.
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We are seeing at the Republican National Committee a phenomenon that is worth noting this week; maybe today, maybe tomorrow, maybe Wednesday, we will have a million first time donors since the president took office.
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I'm not going to roll back anything. Nothing is going to change with respect to reproductive rights.
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I'm not running for state Senate because I wanted to become a politician. I'm running because I wanted to serve.
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I only buy a computer when it's two years old, after the glitches have been worked out.
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What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.
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Symbolism is alright in 'fiction,' but I tell true life stories simply about what happened to people I knew.
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One of the pleasures of getting older and making a living the way you want to is that your social circle becomes rarified, and the people who enter have been vetted.
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'Bruce Lee' didn't work, and there were apprehensions about what the fans might say. People might have commented that Charan could have waited for some time before selecting me again. But that's what makes it a real achievement to me. People want to work with me because of the comfort level; nobody would work with you again otherwise.
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Real tolerance means respecting other people even when they baffle you and you have no idea why they think what they think.
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I don't get far enough into a boring book to hate it.
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In the Senate, you can become one of the nation's leading voices on the issues.
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I've been in some bad TV shows and suffered through so much poor writing.
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The U.N.'s impartiality allows it to negotiate and operate in some of the toughest places in the world. And time and again, studies have shown that U.N. peacekeeping is far more effective and done with far less money than what any government can do on its own.
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We all have hourglass figures; your sand just settles in different places.
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Together with open conversations and greater understanding, we can ensure that attitudes for mental health change and children receive the support they deserve.
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We have actually experienced in recent months a dramatic demonstration of an unprecedented intelligence failure, perhaps the most significant intelligence failure in the history of the United States.
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You can lead a horse to water and you can even make it drink, but you can't make actresses wear what they don't want to wear.
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I feel exhausted if I teach too long.
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I was single for six years and during those six years I went back to college and got my degree in Social Work and then... while I was single... Barney came here to Portsmouth on vacation.
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I'll be happy to go anywhere that will take me, honestly.
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I always felt good about myself. I was just an average person. I always felt I could do anything anyone else could. If an average person makes up their mind to do something, they can.
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A new principle cannot be put into effect without bringing with it new mistakes. But we may, however, be convinced that the laws of life - to which belongs the law that suffering follows the misuse of freedom - will finally be able to bring everything within its right limits.
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I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.
