Neil Simon Quotes
I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

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I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic.
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We are seeing at the Republican National Committee a phenomenon that is worth noting this week; maybe today, maybe tomorrow, maybe Wednesday, we will have a million first time donors since the president took office.
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I'm not going to roll back anything. Nothing is going to change with respect to reproductive rights.
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I'm not running for state Senate because I wanted to become a politician. I'm running because I wanted to serve.
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I only buy a computer when it's two years old, after the glitches have been worked out.
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What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.
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Symbolism is alright in 'fiction,' but I tell true life stories simply about what happened to people I knew.
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One of the pleasures of getting older and making a living the way you want to is that your social circle becomes rarified, and the people who enter have been vetted.
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'Bruce Lee' didn't work, and there were apprehensions about what the fans might say. People might have commented that Charan could have waited for some time before selecting me again. But that's what makes it a real achievement to me. People want to work with me because of the comfort level; nobody would work with you again otherwise.
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Real tolerance means respecting other people even when they baffle you and you have no idea why they think what they think.
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I don't get far enough into a boring book to hate it.
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In the Senate, you can become one of the nation's leading voices on the issues.
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I've been in some bad TV shows and suffered through so much poor writing.
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The U.N.'s impartiality allows it to negotiate and operate in some of the toughest places in the world. And time and again, studies have shown that U.N. peacekeeping is far more effective and done with far less money than what any government can do on its own.
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We all have hourglass figures; your sand just settles in different places.
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Together with open conversations and greater understanding, we can ensure that attitudes for mental health change and children receive the support they deserve.
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We have actually experienced in recent months a dramatic demonstration of an unprecedented intelligence failure, perhaps the most significant intelligence failure in the history of the United States.
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You can lead a horse to water and you can even make it drink, but you can't make actresses wear what they don't want to wear.
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California club pop chirper Dev's debut is as stark as it is sweet. This is owed partly to the casually giddy lightness of her talk-singing - familiar from her slizzered 2010 cameo on Far East Movement's smash 'Like a G6,' and around-the way-girl frisky like 1980s Latin freestyle.
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After the invention of the printing-press, and before the Reformation, this mediaeval German Bible was more frequently printed than any other except the Latin Vulgate.
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I love guys who know how to dress. I love the motorcycle boots, and I love the skinnier jeans with jackets and scarves. Anybody who gets his clothes at All Saints, that's my guy.
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I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V.
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Donald Trump and producer Mark Burnett are reportedly considering creating a Broadway musical based on The Apprentice. The pair came up with the idea when neither one of them could find a match to set fire to a pile of money.
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I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.