Bill Hader Quotes
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Going to any loud place is terrible for me. I'm bad at loud restaurants.
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The nature of 'SNL' is that it's so in-the-moment.
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My wife is the sweetest, most even-keeled person ever. A mood swing to her is like, 'Oh, I'm uncomfortable.'
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For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!'
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Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody.
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As far as post-'SNL' career, whatever kind of comes my way that looks interesting, I'll do it, you know?
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I wrote a fan e-mail to Michael Chabon.
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I tried to get people at 'South Park' into 'Downton Abbey,' and it didn't work. I think they were like, 'Downton Abbey?' What?' And I kinda made a big plea in the writer's room, like, 'Guys, you should really watch it. It's good. It's addicting. My wife and I are obsessed with it.'
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Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.
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One of the reasons I started working at 'South Park,' actually, was that I wanted to learn how to structure things and how to tell a story.
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I hated pitch meetings. Pitch meetings were my least favorite part of the week. I just gave up. I was so terrible at them.
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I set the time on my iPhone to be 30 minutes late, so I'm only an hour and a half late to appointments now.
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Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.
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My life is different since I moved back to L.A. from New York, mostly because I have a family and I don't go out.
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Voices are a good way to get in and out of things. James Carville constantly calls my wife to say I'll be home late. Mandy Patinkin and Al Pacino call to get me restaurant reservations.
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When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.
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I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in the corner drinking coffee and talking to Akiva Schaffer about what aspect ratio he was going to shoot 'Hot Rod' in. Like, that's what we talk about.
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There's a movie called 'Pod People' that has a weird little anteater alien. That was a good alien.
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Sometimes you're working with somebody, and you can tell they're just waiting to say their line.
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I grew up with my two sisters and my mom, so it's my lot in life to be surrounded by women.
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A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.
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Even though it doesn't look like it, I run. On a treadmill. And I bounce around to all the songs on my iPod - the Pixies, Wagner, Richard and Linda Thompson, even books on tape. Just not self-help ones.
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I've always admired Jeff Bridges. I really like how one can never get a handle on what he's doing.
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I don't think I could do what Woody Allen or Clint Eastwood or Ben Stiller do, where they direct a movie and they star in it. I would just be like, 'Oh, I don't even want to look at my face.'