Bill Hicks Quotes
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I deal only in facts, that's why I'm a cocky fuckin' bastard.
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Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
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I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.
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takes a drag of his cigarette Mmmm mmmm, tastes like steak and potatoes doesn't it? Mmmm.
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.
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I was walking through Central Park, and I saw an old man smoking. Nothing makes a smoker happier than to see an old person smoking. This guy was ancient, bent over a walker, puffing away. I'm like, 'Duuude, you're my hero! Guy your age smoking, man, it's great.' He goes, 'What? I'm 28.'
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I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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People pay lip service to saving the planet, but they don't – they fail to make the big leap that if you want to save the planet, kill your fucking self. The planet will be saved without you. And what a delightful place it'll be. Welcome. It's a new thing I'm working on, called 'The Comedy of Hate'. Join in.
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I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.
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I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. salutes.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?
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I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.
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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Yeah, good to be here. I haven't been here in two years...no applause...thanks. It's that warmth I've missed in Austin. Adding extra Southern drawl So, we been here, ain't our fault you gotta travel around, shit. We supposed to follow you around? You supposed to be back here. What are you doin', where are you?