Bill Maher Quotes
'Couples should explore their mutual fantasies.' There's no such thing as a mutual fantasy. Yours bore us; ours offend you.
Quotes to Explore
-
I am very much a girly girl as well as being this tough, athletic fighter. I grew up a tomboy. I got my first four wheeler when I was eight. I got my first dirt bike shortly after. So, I have a lot of these manly qualities, I guess you would say. But, I also like to go get dressed up every weekend.
-
I condemn everyone and anyone who commits acts of terrorism. And Hamas has committed acts of terrorism.
-
I need to meet people to be able to write.
-
I don't pay attention to the media. You guys can say whatever you want. At the end of the day, at the end of the season, if we're doing well, you guys are going to be there.
-
Abundance is not something we acquire. It is something we tune into.
-
I have no problem being mainstream. I grew up in the '90s when the mainstream was amazing.
-
I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to train myself. Because when you get a train, you've got to have an engine and a caboose. I think it's better to train the caboose. You train yourself, you strain yourself.
-
Winning and making history is something you can't buy. Me? I'm a guy who loves history. When I'm 60 or 70, I don't want to be remembered for the money I make. I want to be in the history books.
-
A theory can be proved by experiment; but no path leads from experiment to the birth of a theory.
-
A lot of people have a sense-of-entitlement mentality that somebody else ought to do these things for them. People are mad at the government for not getting jobs for them. I don't understand why it's the government's responsibility.
-
The soldier who gropes for glory must submit himself to discipline. Subordination gives strength and security to an army. He that will not submit to it when corrected and improved by the experience of ages does not deserve the proud appellation of a soldier.
-
Authenticity is a virtue. But just as you can have too little authenticity, you can also have too much.
-
You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God.
-
I love running and I will always run.
-
It is the unknown that excites the ardor of scholars, who, in the known alone, would shrivel up with boredom.
-
A lot of my music has ambiguity and room for people to interpret.
-
Throughout my career, I was never able to relax; I always had to go on the field with another responsibility. I felt like I was playing, not just for my team, but for my race.
-
We sat down and read it for the first time and I thanked God under my breath, because they were all so good. And my leading ladies are both exceptional. I mean, everybody in the play. I could just go on all night about them.
-
I took the whole college prep trajectory, and then in my senior year of high school, I decided that performing was something that I had always done as a kid, and I loved it... I said, 'This makes people happy when I do this, I feel good, I get to pretend and explore other areas and learn so much'.
-
No citizen is a second class citizen in the city of Chicago. If my children are treated one way, every child is treated the same way.
-
Honesty is very sexy.
-
When I'm filming, I try to get a facial two weeks before I start shooting and then again once I've wrapped. On set they tend to use a lot of make-up, so I like to prepare my skin right before, and then unclog all my pores right after.
-
I am a fantastic nurse. I discovered this about myself, and I'm really fantastic about diagnosing things.
-
'Couples should explore their mutual fantasies.' There's no such thing as a mutual fantasy. Yours bore us; ours offend you.
