Bill Maher Quotes
This is the first time in my lifetime that a president has been from a city. From a place I would go. He's from Chicago; I love Chicago! I go there! Would I ever go to Wasilla, Alaska? Or Hope, Arkansas? Or Plains, Georgia? Or Crawford, Texas? Not on a bet! There's a reason small towns are small: no one wants to live there.

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I don't have a connection to the fashion world at all.
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However, it does seem now that the international community, more importantly the powers that have influence, and, even more importantly, Afghanistan's neighbors realize that it is high time that they work together, and not against one another.
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What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from.
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It's really important to me not to be a snob about age division or about genre or whatever. The story needs to be what the story needs to be.
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Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!
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It's nice to know when you're a part of a story, it's nice to know at least something about the beginning, middle, and end.
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As a child, I loved story books and wanted to be in them so desperately and live the stories.
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Being an only child and losing both my parents at an early age, I have found that the friends I have made over the years are the people who help me get through life, good times and bad.
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I did absolutely grow up in a world surrounded by people who were always performing and being flamboyant.
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I grew up in Brooklyn, New York. I grew up in a very Jewish neighbourhood and thought the whole world was like that. My parents were secular, but I went to a very Orthodox Jewish school, and I really got into it. I found it all fascinating, and I was just kind of really attracted to the metaphysical questions.
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We don't normally think of it as such, but writing is a technology.
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Writing is just very difficult. I'm an adequate performer. And I think I have a special talent as an editor. Editing is what I do best.
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There's plenty of people who've never gotten the opportunity to wrestle at WrestleMania. To perform there and do that, I never thought it would ever happen. I had learned to live with it. So to say I did, that is a big notch in my belt.
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I love New York.
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We can and must turn this page if we are friends and are prepared to look one another in the eye.
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I think when you start analyzing trends and start making shows for a particular audience, you are making a fatal move. I think that's why people are doing too many revivals, that's why there's a plethora of rock musicals. There's room for everything, but not room for too much of anything.
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Move your lymph system. Lymph is like a sewage system that carries all of the toxins out of your body.
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Solitude is the profoundest fact of the human condition. Man is the only being who knows he is alone.
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Honestly, I enjoy nothing more than two Republicans going after each other.
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My chances of racing in this year's Tour de France are slim to none. That's what got me out of bed every morning.
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After decades spent in rewrite rooms surrounded by other shouting writers, I discovered that I work best alone. I like being in charge of my time, working out the problems according to my own rhythms and being able to nap.
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I would say 90 percent of my mail and phone calls are from people who want some kind of help or succor or commitment from me to do something.
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If parents don't like some of the stuff I do then they shouldn't let their kids watch me.
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This is the first time in my lifetime that a president has been from a city. From a place I would go. He's from Chicago; I love Chicago! I go there! Would I ever go to Wasilla, Alaska? Or Hope, Arkansas? Or Plains, Georgia? Or Crawford, Texas? Not on a bet! There's a reason small towns are small: no one wants to live there.