Bill Murray Quotes
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Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.
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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
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I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said, Yeah, but his real name is Stickball.
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If it starts to drag on set, or if you feel like it's not a fun experience, people get down, the energy gets down. You've got to keep the energy up.
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I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.
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And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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One of my gripes about movies is that people take them so seriously, and the moneymaking aspects are so brutal.
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You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
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And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't even read the script yet.
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I don't feel like it's pressure. It's more of an obligation - not to entertain or be funny, but to have a certain levity. I mean, there's got to be a lightness in your leg. You have to be as light as you can be, and you don't have to be weighted down, stuck in your emotions and stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to try and elevate something.
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Zombies dont mess with other zombies.
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Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.
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There aren't many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that's a 24 hour job right there.
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I don't want to have a relationship with someone if I'm not going to work with them.
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Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.
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Why would you get up there and bore people? I never have figured that out. These people are supposedly in the entertainment industry, and they finally get up there to that podium and they become the most boring people in the world.
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Somewhere there's a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.
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We're born alone. We do need each other. It's lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that's part of your obligation.
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No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.
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The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation.
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Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.
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I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
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I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.
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My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they're misunderstood. I don't think people realize how kind New York people are.