Bill Murray Quotes
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I'd sort of gone through some sort of spiritual change in the late 70s where I sort of saw there was some other life to live. It changed the way that I worked just having a different presence and a different tension.
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That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
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I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!
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I count on the kindness of strangers.
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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You had to keep the mood up; you had to keep the tempo up. You had to keep the feeling of, "Hey, we're doing something that's really exciting. It's fun being with these people." And the more fun you have, the better you do it.
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Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.
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I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
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You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.
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Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat.
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I act like a jerk sometimes.
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We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it...
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Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here.
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Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little... poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who's giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
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Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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I didn't get into this position by being like a stiff sitting on the set in a folding chair. I did it by walking around on the streets and stirring things up.
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I improvise whenever I feel it's important, or whenever I think that something's there. It's nice to have a script that's so well-written that I don't have to improvise. I mean, I used to have to re-write whole movies; this is kind of nice.
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You know...they say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
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The last thing I want is to be in a film role is obvious, direct and offensive.
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You cannot pray them out of hell.
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Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.
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Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
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I wanted to be a doctor once upon a time, but it turns out you've got to study, and that wasn't going to happen. I had no idea what I was going to do. I had trouble holding jobs because they want you to be on time. That wasn't going to work.
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The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.