Bill Murray Quotes
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Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
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I'd sort of gone through some sort of spiritual change in the late 70s where I sort of saw there was some other life to live. It changed the way that I worked just having a different presence and a different tension.
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You had to keep the mood up; you had to keep the tempo up. You had to keep the feeling of, "Hey, we're doing something that's really exciting. It's fun being with these people." And the more fun you have, the better you do it.
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
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Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat.
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.
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I act like a jerk sometimes.
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We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it...
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I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
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I improvise whenever I feel it's important, or whenever I think that something's there. It's nice to have a script that's so well-written that I don't have to improvise. I mean, I used to have to re-write whole movies; this is kind of nice.
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Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here.
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I didn't get into this position by being like a stiff sitting on the set in a folding chair. I did it by walking around on the streets and stirring things up.
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You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.
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Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little... poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who's giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
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You know...they say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
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Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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You cannot pray them out of hell.
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You don't have to have all this film stock, you can work faster, and you don't need a giant crew. It's great.
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I wanted to be a doctor once upon a time, but it turns out you've got to study, and that wasn't going to happen. I had no idea what I was going to do. I had trouble holding jobs because they want you to be on time. That wasn't going to work.
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The last thing I want is to be in a film role is obvious, direct and offensive.
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Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so. - Stephen Leacock of Christmas trees around the house, so it smells good.
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Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.