Bill Murray Quotes
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Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little... poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who's giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
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It's a lot of work to read a crummy script.
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I act like a jerk sometimes.
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I count on the kindness of strangers.
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I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
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I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
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The last thing I want is to be in a film role is obvious, direct and offensive.
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If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question...
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That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
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I'm not an ungenerous person; I don't resent it. It's just sort of a head-scratcher.
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Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here.
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We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it...
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You don't have to have all this film stock, you can work faster, and you don't need a giant crew. It's great.
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You know...they say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
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Mrs. O'Hair died horribly, a victim of the world she helped to shape. Without the Deity she fought so hard against, there is no right and wrong, increasingly people are ruled by their passions and humanity is a tragedy waiting to happen.
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It's much harder to play beloved than to play a rotten guy. Rotten guy is a piece of cake. So playing a beloved person really sets a high bar for your behavior and your acting and what you project.
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I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired.'
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You can't think about what you're going to do. It just gets in the way. You have to be just available for life, otherwise you're not bringing anything to the party. So I don't lie awake thinking about what I'm going to do workwise. There's just too much going on.
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Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?
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I think we're all sort of imprisoned by - or at least bound to - the choices we make... You want to say no at the right time and you want to say yes more sparingly.
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I wanted to be a doctor once upon a time, but it turns out you've got to study, and that wasn't going to happen. I had no idea what I was going to do. I had trouble holding jobs because they want you to be on time. That wasn't going to work.
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I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!
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Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.