Bill Murray Quotes
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I act like a jerk sometimes.
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I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me.
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.
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Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.
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Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
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Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It's so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can't rule them all, you can't get an accord from all of them.
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Well it's hard to be yourself, it's the hardest job there is.
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I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
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Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little... poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who's giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
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I'd sort of gone through some sort of spiritual change in the late 70s where I sort of saw there was some other life to live. It changed the way that I worked just having a different presence and a different tension.
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Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so. - Stephen Leacock of Christmas trees around the house, so it smells good.
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I think romance basically starts with respect. And new romance always starts with respect. Like the song 'Love the One You're With'; there is something to that. It's not just make love to whomever you're with, it's just love whomever you're with.
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I don't believe that you can give the same performance every take. It's physically impossible, so why bother? If you don't do what is happening at that moment, then it's not real. Then you're holding something back.
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My brother lived in a dry gulch where the world of socks and shoes became extremely fascinating, and he felt that everyone needs a good pair of socks, and why not limit his gift giving to something that everybody needs? He thought that there was something humorous about it. So he gives socks.
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Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.
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People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You're new and you're hot and things go wrong.
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The last thing I want is to be in a film role is obvious, direct and offensive.
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You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.
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You had to keep the mood up; you had to keep the tempo up. You had to keep the feeling of, "Hey, we're doing something that's really exciting. It's fun being with these people." And the more fun you have, the better you do it.
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I didn't get into this position by being like a stiff sitting on the set in a folding chair. I did it by walking around on the streets and stirring things up.
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We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it...
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I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired.'
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Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.