Bill Murray Quotes
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My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses...
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When I work, my first relationship with people is professional. There are people who want to be your friend right away. I say, "We're not gonna be friends until we get this done. If we don't get this done, we're never going to be friends, because if we don't get the job done, then the one thing we did together that we had to do together we failed."
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If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question...
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The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
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Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat.
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It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be.
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You know...they say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
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I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
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You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being a part of the flow of the universe. You know, where there's an exchange. It's positive. It's negative. There's an exchange of goods and services.
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.
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I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year - they called me up when somebody canceled two days before the thing, and asked me to present some awards. So I went, and one of the funniest film moments I've ever had was when they introduced the New York film critics. They all stood up - motley isn't the word for that group. Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage - I had to bury myself in my napkin.
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The critics. When they're right, they're right for the wrong reasons. And they're usually wrong.
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The way financing for independent movies goes is great. You get the money from the guy who's actually doing the distribution in France. You say, "Do you want a piece of this movie?" And he's got to sell this movie to get his money back. That's the brains of it; that's the genius of this financing. "You want Germany? Give us a million dollars and you've got Germany."
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I'm not an ungenerous person; I don't resent it. It's just sort of a head-scratcher.
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Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
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I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter.
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The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.
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That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
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I'd like Santa Claus to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn't give him the money. Just wouldn't give him the money. Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.
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Something wild can happen to anybody and I caution anybody that walks out on the street, just settle your accounts before you leave the house every day.
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'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award.