Bill Murray Quotes
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It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be.
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Something wild can happen to anybody and I caution anybody that walks out on the street, just settle your accounts before you leave the house every day.
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Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat.
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Melancholy is kind of sweet sometimes, I think. It's not a negative thing. It's not a mean thing. It's just something that happens in life, like autumn.
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The critics. When they're right, they're right for the wrong reasons. And they're usually wrong.
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I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me.
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When I work, my first relationship with people is professional. There are people who want to be your friend right away. I say, "We're not gonna be friends until we get this done. If we don't get this done, we're never going to be friends, because if we don't get the job done, then the one thing we did together that we had to do together we failed."
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Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
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Well it's hard to be yourself, it's the hardest job there is.
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Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little... poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who's giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
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I act like a jerk sometimes.
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That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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My brother lived in a dry gulch where the world of socks and shoes became extremely fascinating, and he felt that everyone needs a good pair of socks, and why not limit his gift giving to something that everybody needs? He thought that there was something humorous about it. So he gives socks.
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I'd like Santa Claus to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn't give him the money. Just wouldn't give him the money. Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.
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I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
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Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.
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The last thing I want is to be in a film role is obvious, direct and offensive.
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I'm not an ungenerous person; I don't resent it. It's just sort of a head-scratcher.
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Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.
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I think the only reason I've had the career life that I've had is that someone told me some secrets early on about living. You can do the very best you can when you're very, very relaxed, no matter what it is or what your job is, the more relaxed you are the better you are. That's sort of why I got into acting. I realized the more fun I had, the better I did it. And I thought, that's a job I could be proud of. It's changed my life learning that, and it's made me better at what I do.
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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It's a lot of work to read a crummy script.
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Be available for life to happen.