Bill Murray Quotes
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Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat.
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The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.
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I'm not an ungenerous person; I don't resent it. It's just sort of a head-scratcher.
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My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses...
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I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter.
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Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
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When I work, my first relationship with people is professional. There are people who want to be your friend right away. I say, "We're not gonna be friends until we get this done. If we don't get this done, we're never going to be friends, because if we don't get the job done, then the one thing we did together that we had to do together we failed."
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'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award.
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Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
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I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year - they called me up when somebody canceled two days before the thing, and asked me to present some awards. So I went, and one of the funniest film moments I've ever had was when they introduced the New York film critics. They all stood up - motley isn't the word for that group. Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage - I had to bury myself in my napkin.
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My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins the award and I stand up and go, 'That's it-let's get the hell outta here.'
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I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
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Something wild can happen to anybody and I caution anybody that walks out on the street, just settle your accounts before you leave the house every day.
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Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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Mrs. O'Hair died horribly, a victim of the world she helped to shape. Without the Deity she fought so hard against, there is no right and wrong, increasingly people are ruled by their passions and humanity is a tragedy waiting to happen.
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Be available for life to happen.
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I'd like Santa Claus to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn't give him the money. Just wouldn't give him the money. Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.
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I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me.
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The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.
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That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
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I act like a jerk sometimes.
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Melancholy is kind of sweet sometimes, I think. It's not a negative thing. It's not a mean thing. It's just something that happens in life, like autumn.
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You know...they say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.