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I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me.
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It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be.
Bill Murray
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I act like a jerk sometimes.
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Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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The critics. When they're right, they're right for the wrong reasons. And they're usually wrong.
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My brother lived in a dry gulch where the world of socks and shoes became extremely fascinating, and he felt that everyone needs a good pair of socks, and why not limit his gift giving to something that everybody needs? He thought that there was something humorous about it. So he gives socks.
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I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
Bill Murray
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Well it's hard to be yourself, it's the hardest job there is.
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If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick a date. Let's plan this and make a party and get married.' Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world, and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you're still in love with that person, get married at the airport.
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I'd like Santa Claus to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn't give him the money. Just wouldn't give him the money. Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.
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It's a lot of work to read a crummy script.
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Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little... poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who's giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
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I think there's only so many people that can take care of themselves, and can take care of other people. And the rest of the people … they're useful in terms of compost for the whole planet, you know.
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I'm not an ungenerous person; I don't resent it. It's just sort of a head-scratcher.
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That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
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Melancholy is kind of sweet sometimes, I think. It's not a negative thing. It's not a mean thing. It's just something that happens in life, like autumn.
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Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.
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I improvise whenever I feel it's important, or whenever I think that something's there. It's nice to have a script that's so well-written that I don't have to improvise. I mean, I used to have to re-write whole movies; this is kind of nice.
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I think the only reason I've had the career life that I've had is that someone told me some secrets early on about living. You can do the very best you can when you're very, very relaxed, no matter what it is or what your job is, the more relaxed you are the better you are. That's sort of why I got into acting. I realized the more fun I had, the better I did it. And I thought, that's a job I could be proud of. It's changed my life learning that, and it's made me better at what I do.
Bill Murray
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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You know...they say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
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The last thing I want is to be in a film role is obvious, direct and offensive.
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Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.
Bill Murray