David Letterman Quotes
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Some say I was disappointed when President Obama won, and that is absolute nonsense.
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It would be incredible to work with Stanley Kubrick and go back in time.
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The economic dynamic in Zimbabwe is perversely robust: while ordinary people suffer, black-market dealers and people with foreign bank accounts prosper, making them powerful stakeholders in the perpetuation of devastating economic policies.
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I developed an optical lure that imitates certain types of bioluminescent displays that I think might be attractive to large predators. The other way to do it is just use dead bait, but I think dead bait attracts scavengers, and we wanted to attract active predators.
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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I had a job since I was old enough to work - since I was, like, 14.
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People assume that because I'm a great athlete, I can dance. But no. My rhythm is off a little bit.
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I would definitely trade clothes with Lucy Hale. Her fashion sense is right on point, and I feel like she's never afraid to take risks with her clothes.
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New drugs and surgical techniques offer promise in the fight against cancer, Alzheimer's, tuberculosis, AIDS, and a host of other life-threatening diseases. Animal research has been, and continues to be, fundamental to advancements in medicine.
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I, talking about my children, of course I wanted them to succeed in life, they have to choose whatever job or occupation that they want, I will not try to influence.
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I am a Republican because the United States is a republic, and the views we hold represent the foundation our country was built on so many years ago.
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The Small Business Lending Fund was cleverly named by its authors last Congress. Since its implementation, however, it would appear a more appropriate name would be the Bailed Out Bank Refinancing Fund.
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The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry.
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Your regrets aren't what you did, but what you didn't do. So I take every opportunity.
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I propose to build for eternity.
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When Arab apologists wring their hands over an Israeli military incursion, they never mention what the Israelis are reacting to, or else diminish and distort it.
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Throughout the early and mid-1990s, the Clinton administration debated the merits of paying for AIDS testing and counseling of vulnerable populations overseas.
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I believe that most police are conscientious and want only to provide safety for us.
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I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.
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I won't sell any Facebook shares as long as I'm on the board. When I leave, all my Facebook shares will be donated to two or three D.C. education-related charities I've supported over the years. Thus, a small portion of Facebook's success will be shared with low income students in Washington.
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The most efficient way to produce anything is to bring together under one management as many as possible of the activities needed to turn out the product.
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In My Pants!
