David Letterman Quotes
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Some say I was disappointed when President Obama won, and that is absolute nonsense.
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It would be incredible to work with Stanley Kubrick and go back in time.
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The economic dynamic in Zimbabwe is perversely robust: while ordinary people suffer, black-market dealers and people with foreign bank accounts prosper, making them powerful stakeholders in the perpetuation of devastating economic policies.
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While eliminating smallpox and curtailing cholera added decades of life to vast populations, cures for the chronic diseases of old age cannot have the same effect on life expectancy. A cure for cancer would be miraculous and welcome, but it would lead to only a three-year increase in life expectancy at birth.
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I developed an optical lure that imitates certain types of bioluminescent displays that I think might be attractive to large predators. The other way to do it is just use dead bait, but I think dead bait attracts scavengers, and we wanted to attract active predators.
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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I had a job since I was old enough to work - since I was, like, 14.
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People assume that because I'm a great athlete, I can dance. But no. My rhythm is off a little bit.
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I would definitely trade clothes with Lucy Hale. Her fashion sense is right on point, and I feel like she's never afraid to take risks with her clothes.
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New drugs and surgical techniques offer promise in the fight against cancer, Alzheimer's, tuberculosis, AIDS, and a host of other life-threatening diseases. Animal research has been, and continues to be, fundamental to advancements in medicine.
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I, talking about my children, of course I wanted them to succeed in life, they have to choose whatever job or occupation that they want, I will not try to influence.
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Figure skating is a mixture of art and sport.
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I am a Republican because the United States is a republic, and the views we hold represent the foundation our country was built on so many years ago.
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The Small Business Lending Fund was cleverly named by its authors last Congress. Since its implementation, however, it would appear a more appropriate name would be the Bailed Out Bank Refinancing Fund.
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The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry.
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Your regrets aren't what you did, but what you didn't do. So I take every opportunity.
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I propose to build for eternity.
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I wasn't very good at school and couldn't get my head round it.
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When I was a kid, I played 'Super Mario Bros' and 'Megaman 2' and '3' for hours and hours, trying to convince my mother they were good for me because they helped my hand-eye coordination. They influenced a whole generation of people to make computers what they are now, through problem-solving and so on.
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When you are creating something artistically and are speaking to or representing a culture that you know truthfully, you are doing a good job.
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When I do get pregnant, I highly doubt I'll be one of those women who don't look pregnant from behind - I'll be that chick who looks pregnant from her ankles up!
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the past only had whatever power you gave it; life was what you made it and if you wanted something different from what you had, it was up to you to make it happen.
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When you have discovered a stain in yourself, you eagerly seek for and gladly find stains in others.
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In My Pants!
