David Spade Quotes
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Even if gas prices fall, consumers will continue to be gouged at the pump the only thing that we can be sure rises faster that the price of gasoline is the skyrocketing profits of oil companies.
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Somebody was asking me the other day - President Bush is now talking about freedom for the Arab world. I say, well, that's great. I was talking about that fifty years ago.
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How do you be a 45-year-old man in a rock band, do it well, keep your dignity and not become a parody of yourself? I don't think it will be simple.
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We are so Post-Modern that we don't realize how Post-Modern we are anymore.
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About half the people at Valve have run their own companies, so they always have the option not just to take a job at another game company, but to go start their own company. The question you always have to answer is, 'How are we making these people more valuable than they would be elsewhere?'
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The men and women of my generation are heirs to that great collective success which has been admired worldwide and of which we are so proud. It is now up to us to pass it on to the coming generations.
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I remember my very first audition for a film. I was in Seattle. They were taping the session, and I just went crazy. The director finally said, 'Zoe, what are you doing? The camera's right here. Just talk to me.' And it took that director saying that to me to change everything.
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Listen to my voice - I sound like I'm permanently congested.
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The last romantic novel I think I read was 'Tess of the d'Urbervilles.'
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Yoga means union, in all its significances and dimensions.
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Richard Lester is a wonderful director, a great comedy director, of course.
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The concept of emergent gameplay is really exciting. That's when players are really crafting their own experience. So if you're clever and creative, you can do things that even developers of the game didn't know were possible.
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I love the anxiety, the pressure of the loud room full of yapping kids. But I'm a kid myself.
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I am so lazy and sometimes will go as late as 9 A.M. to shoot.
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I appreciate the constant evolution in refining food, but not in making food gimmicky.
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Winston Churchill was not entirely British. His mother was American, making Sir Winston part Iroquois Indian.
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Each time I free a child, I feel it is something closer to God.
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My sister and I said, Dad, are you doing to do anything about that? And he mentioned treatments other people sent him that he'd been working on. So we thought it would be kind of cool to give these guys a real script.
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God of peace, bring your peace to our violent world: peace in the hearts of all men and women and peace among the nations of the Earth.
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Basketball would have been the natural sport to play, but it's a little too aggressive for me, so instead I dabbled in volleyball and some good old-fashioned Roller Derby.
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Growing up, I loved comedy even before I knew that you could be a stand-up comedian.
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I loved being my father's audience and watching him in front of the mirror as he talked to himself made up like a clown.
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I've gone from being quite wealthy, when I was defending women, to being quite poor defending men.
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To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.