David Walliams Quotes
Sometimes you meet people who can't swim. And I always think: 'Oh my God, that's extraordinary.' For me, it's always been a treat... I just feel really happy in the water.
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I never was good at learning things. I did just enough work to pass. In my opinion it would have been wrong to do more than was just sufficient, so I worked as little as possible.
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When I'm making music, I can hear all the parts, all the instruments. I can hear what it should be.
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It's hard for me to view Baltimore outside the context of what Baltimore has always been in my mind: a violent place.
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To make the child in your own image is a capital crime, for your image is not worth repeating. The child knows this and you know it. Consequently you hate each other.
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Writing never comes easy. The difference between Page 2 and Page Nothing is the difference between life and death.
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Dealing with the government does not mean you have to give a bribe.
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Owing to the fact that leaders in the women's groups made a point of serving on the jury here whenever they were called, we have always had an unusually high type of women represented on the jury.
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Adversity has ever been considered the state in which a man most easily becomes acquainted with himself.
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I have never read 'To Kill A Mockingbird.'
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We set up a situation and let you interact with it and see the consequences of your choice. That's what gaming does.
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You count a man's U.S. Amateur titles after he starts winning professional majors. That's something any intelligent golf writer with a sense of history is supposed to know.
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You who speak languages, you are such liars.
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There's a classic element that all good Disney movies have. It really comes down to the storytelling, I think. It manages to push all of these buttons inside of us; there's a sentimentality.
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Sometimes I will make CliffsNotes of my CliffsNotes.
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I don't put people down. I build people up. That's how I always wanna be looked at.
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It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
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Christ beside me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ within me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me.
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I set the goal of getting a book contract by age thirty.
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The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it can't wake up.
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I never kept a diary, but I wrote detailed notes of my travels.
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Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings.
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I have always felt that just to show love, you don't have to make two people do intimate scenes. That is not the idea of 'I love you.'
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I never had the desire to be a professional Twitterer. Every now and then something dumb pops into my head and I'll tweet it. I don't feel any obligation to respond to everyone. Not that I don't appreciate people sending me messages on there, but there are too many. Responding to everyone would take away time for all the stuff I'm actually in the business for [stand-up or scripts].
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Sometimes you meet people who can't swim. And I always think: 'Oh my God, that's extraordinary.' For me, it's always been a treat... I just feel really happy in the water.
