Billy Crystal Quotes

I did Bill Cosby's 'Noah.' Just took the routine from him, word for word, and didn't even think it was stealing. Years later my friends started calling me up saying, 'There's this guy, Bill Cosby, who's doing your stuff!'

Billy Crystal

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I am enjoying my face changing, as well as realizing that at the same time, as you get older, the machine isn't as well-oiled as it was.

Kate Winslet
- Time
- Face
- Changing
Sometimes you read pilots and, understandably, they're doing such a frantic tap dance for approval. I get why - it's such an incredibly competitive market.

Zach Woods
- Why
- Sometimes
- Dance
The beauty of kids is they don't care who you are, which is why people like the Obamas like them so much - they treat them like normal people.

Laura Moser
- People
- Why
- Kids
You possess a potent force that you either use, or misuse, hundreds of times every day.

J. Martin Kohe
- You
- Day
- Everyday
My friends like to play as me in the baseball games, and they call to tell me about every bag I steal. And you know, every time a new game comes out, I check to make sure my speed is up to par. But to me, when you talk video games, you're talking 'Madden.'

Carl Crawford
- Up
- Time
- Friends
Our goal definitely isn't to sell Stripe.

Patrick Collison
- Goal
- Definitely
- Sell