Billy Crystal Quotes
I have performed my one-man show '700 Sundays' over 400 times now. There were only two times that I can honestly say I was nervous. The first was when I knew Mel Brooks was in the audience, and the second was when Sid Caesar came.
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Just because you are different does not mean that you have to be rejected.
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California has the highest number of illegal immigrants residing in its borders. The estimated number of illegal alien residents in California was about 2.2 million, or nearly 32 percent of the total number of illegal immigrants in the United States.
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There was no difference between my characters and the life my readers were going to have to face.
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You didn't hear anything about 'Celtic Pride' when they had Sidney Wicks and Curtis Rowe and they were only winning 32 games a year.
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I feel blessed to be having a really easy pregnancy.
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What humanity needs today is not merely philosophy or theology, but a message or reassurance.
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The Guinness book is a very elitist organization. There's nothing scientific about what they do. They just have an office full of people who decide what is a record and what isn't.
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I used to switch up my cologne every two to three months, get a new wave - Dolce, Versace, Burberry. But Black Orchid, that joint stayed. That's the smell of beauty that stays on you... and girls love Tom Ford.
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Apart from the known and the unknown, what else is there?
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It is much easier to try one's hand at many things than to concentrate one's powers on one thing.
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It feels presumptuous to think of writing for adults.
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No one should be incarcerated for debt or squeezed for money they have no chance of getting their hands on.
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'I'm tired of being what everyone else has made me,' I said. 'I want to be myself.''Don’t be a child.'I looked up, startled and angry, though of course there was nothing to see. 'What?''You are what your creators and experiences have made you, like every other being in this universe. Accept that and be done; I’m tired of your whining.'
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God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road.
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Who was confessor To the gracious Son of Mary? What was the most beneficial measure Which Adam accomplished?
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Speak your name And I'll feel a thrill. You said I do, And I said I will.I tell you that I'll stay true, And give you just a little time. Wait on me baby, I want you to be all mine. I just get so blue.Since you've been gone, baby (why'd you do it? why'd you have to do it?)
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Out of respect for my gay male readers, I'll resist the temptation to characterize this ruling as 'shoving gay marriage down our throats.'
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All our projects are like fabulous expeditions. The story of each project is unique. Our projects have no precedent.
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You can get an awful lot of effects into the customer's mind for a great deal less time and money in radio than you can in television.
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An ice-fishing shanty is basically a tin outhouse on a frozen lake, except that in an outhouse, the hole has a purpose. In ice fishing, the hole is what you stare at for hours, hoping that at some point you'll break the monotony by falling in.
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Give me to die unwitting of the day,And stricken in Life's brave heat, with senses clear!
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What is character? It is that quality of man which is going to make a man, in an hour of strain, do the just and, if possible, the generous thing.
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I have performed my one-man show '700 Sundays' over 400 times now. There were only two times that I can honestly say I was nervous. The first was when I knew Mel Brooks was in the audience, and the second was when Sid Caesar came.
