Billy Crystal Quotes
I have performed my one-man show '700 Sundays' over 400 times now. There were only two times that I can honestly say I was nervous. The first was when I knew Mel Brooks was in the audience, and the second was when Sid Caesar came.

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Just because you are different does not mean that you have to be rejected.
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California has the highest number of illegal immigrants residing in its borders. The estimated number of illegal alien residents in California was about 2.2 million, or nearly 32 percent of the total number of illegal immigrants in the United States.
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It did not occur to us that the Marxists' solution was fraudulent or that their vision was distorted, that whatever the wrongs in our society it was not the ideology of theirs that will cure them.
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We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't.
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I don't want to rap forever. But I want to be rich forever.
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There was no difference between my characters and the life my readers were going to have to face.
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You didn't hear anything about 'Celtic Pride' when they had Sidney Wicks and Curtis Rowe and they were only winning 32 games a year.
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I feel blessed to be having a really easy pregnancy.
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I imagine there are things I wouldn't do, but I haven't been offered those recently either.
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What humanity needs today is not merely philosophy or theology, but a message or reassurance.
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The Guinness book is a very elitist organization. There's nothing scientific about what they do. They just have an office full of people who decide what is a record and what isn't.
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I used to switch up my cologne every two to three months, get a new wave - Dolce, Versace, Burberry. But Black Orchid, that joint stayed. That's the smell of beauty that stays on you... and girls love Tom Ford.
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Apart from the known and the unknown, what else is there?
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You cannot underestimate the impact the Internet has had on British fashion.
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It is much easier to try one's hand at many things than to concentrate one's powers on one thing.
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It feels presumptuous to think of writing for adults.
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No one should be incarcerated for debt or squeezed for money they have no chance of getting their hands on.
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'I'm tired of being what everyone else has made me,' I said. 'I want to be myself.''Don’t be a child.'I looked up, startled and angry, though of course there was nothing to see. 'What?''You are what your creators and experiences have made you, like every other being in this universe. Accept that and be done; I’m tired of your whining.'
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God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road.
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Before I started MakerBot, I was creating cool stuff and sharing it with the Internet. That's how I knew all the folks at BoingBoing, at Engadget and Gizmodo.
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The writer is both a sadist and a masochist. We create people we love, and then we torture them. The more we love them, and the more cleverly we torture them along the lines of their greatest vulnerability and fear, the better the story.
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I would like to instill in people just to work hard. As long as they keep at it, their dreams will happen.
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What is important for a central banker is that you have to convey that you know what you are doing.
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I have performed my one-man show '700 Sundays' over 400 times now. There were only two times that I can honestly say I was nervous. The first was when I knew Mel Brooks was in the audience, and the second was when Sid Caesar came.