Billy Crystal Quotes
I have performed my one-man show '700 Sundays' over 400 times now. There were only two times that I can honestly say I was nervous. The first was when I knew Mel Brooks was in the audience, and the second was when Sid Caesar came.
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Just because you are different does not mean that you have to be rejected.
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California has the highest number of illegal immigrants residing in its borders. The estimated number of illegal alien residents in California was about 2.2 million, or nearly 32 percent of the total number of illegal immigrants in the United States.
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We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't.
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I don't want to rap forever. But I want to be rich forever.
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There was no difference between my characters and the life my readers were going to have to face.
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You didn't hear anything about 'Celtic Pride' when they had Sidney Wicks and Curtis Rowe and they were only winning 32 games a year.
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I feel blessed to be having a really easy pregnancy.
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What humanity needs today is not merely philosophy or theology, but a message or reassurance.
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The Guinness book is a very elitist organization. There's nothing scientific about what they do. They just have an office full of people who decide what is a record and what isn't.
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I used to switch up my cologne every two to three months, get a new wave - Dolce, Versace, Burberry. But Black Orchid, that joint stayed. That's the smell of beauty that stays on you... and girls love Tom Ford.
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Apart from the known and the unknown, what else is there?
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You cannot underestimate the impact the Internet has had on British fashion.
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It is much easier to try one's hand at many things than to concentrate one's powers on one thing.
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It feels presumptuous to think of writing for adults.
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No one should be incarcerated for debt or squeezed for money they have no chance of getting their hands on.
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'I'm tired of being what everyone else has made me,' I said. 'I want to be myself.''Don’t be a child.'I looked up, startled and angry, though of course there was nothing to see. 'What?''You are what your creators and experiences have made you, like every other being in this universe. Accept that and be done; I’m tired of your whining.'
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God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road.
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Who was confessor To the gracious Son of Mary? What was the most beneficial measure Which Adam accomplished?
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I do comedy at a lot of colleges, and at the end of those shows, I take time to be a little more real with audiences. I try to inspire them to follow their dreams. When I was that age, it was incredible to hear stuff like that.
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We do not deceive ourselves that we are engaging in an activity that is anything but debilitating, dangerous, euphoric, kinesthetic, expensive, frivolously essential, economically useless and totally without redeeming social significance. One should not probe for deeper meanings.
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Christianity has always embraced both reason and faith.
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If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. If you have one good friend, you're more than lucky
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My opinion is that protesting, there's no problem with it, as long as it is peaceful without violence, without vandalism.
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I have performed my one-man show '700 Sundays' over 400 times now. There were only two times that I can honestly say I was nervous. The first was when I knew Mel Brooks was in the audience, and the second was when Sid Caesar came.
