Billy Crystal Quotes
I have performed my one-man show '700 Sundays' over 400 times now. There were only two times that I can honestly say I was nervous. The first was when I knew Mel Brooks was in the audience, and the second was when Sid Caesar came.

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Just because you are different does not mean that you have to be rejected.
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California has the highest number of illegal immigrants residing in its borders. The estimated number of illegal alien residents in California was about 2.2 million, or nearly 32 percent of the total number of illegal immigrants in the United States.
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It did not occur to us that the Marxists' solution was fraudulent or that their vision was distorted, that whatever the wrongs in our society it was not the ideology of theirs that will cure them.
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We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't.
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I don't want to rap forever. But I want to be rich forever.
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There was no difference between my characters and the life my readers were going to have to face.
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You didn't hear anything about 'Celtic Pride' when they had Sidney Wicks and Curtis Rowe and they were only winning 32 games a year.
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I feel blessed to be having a really easy pregnancy.
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I imagine there are things I wouldn't do, but I haven't been offered those recently either.
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What humanity needs today is not merely philosophy or theology, but a message or reassurance.
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The Guinness book is a very elitist organization. There's nothing scientific about what they do. They just have an office full of people who decide what is a record and what isn't.
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I used to switch up my cologne every two to three months, get a new wave - Dolce, Versace, Burberry. But Black Orchid, that joint stayed. That's the smell of beauty that stays on you... and girls love Tom Ford.
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Apart from the known and the unknown, what else is there?
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You cannot underestimate the impact the Internet has had on British fashion.
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It is much easier to try one's hand at many things than to concentrate one's powers on one thing.
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It feels presumptuous to think of writing for adults.
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The Destiny of every Nation is bound to the Destiny of all Others.
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No one should be incarcerated for debt or squeezed for money they have no chance of getting their hands on.
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I've always loved the Bond films.
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The response man has the greatest difficulty in tolerating is pity, especially when he warrants it. Hatred is a tonic, it makes one live, it inspires vengeance, but pity kills, it makes our weakness weaker.
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Like many in academia and in the development industry, I am among globalization's greatest beneficiaries - those who are able to sell our services in markets that are larger and richer than our parents could have dreamed of.
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I'm being more selective about what I do, but really, it's just, if I love it, I'ma do it. It's that simple.
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As I've gotten older, I've had to change my food intake.
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I have performed my one-man show '700 Sundays' over 400 times now. There were only two times that I can honestly say I was nervous. The first was when I knew Mel Brooks was in the audience, and the second was when Sid Caesar came.