Denis Leary Quotes
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I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.
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Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.
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No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.
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I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice, whether it's about yourself, or whether it's about something else. It's my worldview; it doesn't mean that everybody has to agree with it.
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I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.
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I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.
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Certain movies like 'Wag The Dog,' we used improv on every scene that we did. Pretty much, we would shoot from the script and then some stuff that we came up with in rehearsal, and then we'd have at least one or two takes where we completely went off the script and just flew by the seat of our pants.
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If I'm president, there are going to be government vans that drive around and pick up people who shouldn't be wearing certain clothing. Talk about lack of civil rights - I'm sorry, I'm pulling you right off the street, and we're giving you clothes that you're going to be O.K. in.
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I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.
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I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.
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I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies.
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I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things.
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If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now.
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My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.
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It would be great if firefighters across the country had the guarantee that they would be making enough money to support their family right from the get-go, but that's not the case.
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Hockey's my favorite sport.
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There's no way around it - drama is very difficult to shoot. It's very heavy and something that you carry with you for the course of the day.
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I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. But, yeah, it's not identifying, I think it's more a part of my natural DNA that I question anybody who has a plan. Everybody's got to have an angle; that's the way I grew up.
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I know gay - gay people who aren't married who are better parents than some, you know, straight people I know who are married.
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Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.