Denis Leary Quotes
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I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention.
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What firefighters and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do; basically these people say, 'I'm going to protect all these strangers.'
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I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.
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I'm praying for 'Ice Age' 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Because I really think we can run those characters into the '60s, and I'm talking the 1960s, you know? The Civil Rights Movement. That's what I'm praying for, because then I wouldn't have to do anything else.
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I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids off at daycare because they want to go out and spend the day golfing or getting their nails done. You know what I mean? That's not why they invented daycare.
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There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
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Cranberry Ale! Cranberry NUT CRUNCH FUCKING ALE! Cranberries and beer do not go together! One's for bladder infections, one's for getting DRUNK!
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My dad was very much a John Wayne kind of guy, but he was also a great guy, great sense of humor, a real dedicated dad. I don't think he ever missed a hockey game I was in.
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I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed.
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How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.
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I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.
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I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.
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It would be great if firefighters across the country had the guarantee that they would be making enough money to support their family right from the get-go, but that's not the case.
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I know gay - gay people who aren't married who are better parents than some, you know, straight people I know who are married.
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You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.
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Firefighters don't go on strike.
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There's no male Oprah.
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The people you would have overdose on drugs never would. Like Mötley Crüe would never fucking overdose, man, never. You could put them in a room with two tons of crack, they'd come out half an hour later, goin 'ROCK ON MAN!'
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If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now.
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I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies.
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I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things.
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I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.
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I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. But, yeah, it's not identifying, I think it's more a part of my natural DNA that I question anybody who has a plan. Everybody's got to have an angle; that's the way I grew up.
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I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.