Denis Leary Quotes
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I learned a long time ago, if you want to keep your friends in show business, don't get famous. Because as soon as you get famous, a lot of the people you used to know, who didn't, become incredibly bitter and jealous. It's part of the territory.
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I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.
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Cranberry Ale! Cranberry NUT CRUNCH FUCKING ALE! Cranberries and beer do not go together! One's for bladder infections, one's for getting DRUNK!
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My dad was very much a John Wayne kind of guy, but he was also a great guy, great sense of humor, a real dedicated dad. I don't think he ever missed a hockey game I was in.
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I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.
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I know gay - gay people who aren't married who are better parents than some, you know, straight people I know who are married.
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When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with 'No Cure For Cancer.'
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I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids off at daycare because they want to go out and spend the day golfing or getting their nails done. You know what I mean? That's not why they invented daycare.
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You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.
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I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed.
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Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
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I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies.
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I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention.
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Firefighters don't go on strike.
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There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
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I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.
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I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.
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It would be great if firefighters across the country had the guarantee that they would be making enough money to support their family right from the get-go, but that's not the case.
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There's no male Oprah.
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You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.
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I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
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When I was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. Then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation that you could find straight pants again.
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I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid.
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I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things.