Denis Leary Quotes
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You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.
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How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.
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I'm praying for 'Ice Age' 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Because I really think we can run those characters into the '60s, and I'm talking the 1960s, you know? The Civil Rights Movement. That's what I'm praying for, because then I wouldn't have to do anything else.
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I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.
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I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, merry fucking Christmas!
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I think it's a shame when you come across young actors and musicians who haven't had the time to learn their craft. It doesn't matter if it's acting or music; you really have to learn how to do it from the bottom up because unless you have a great work ethic... fame is a terrible thing to have.
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I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!
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I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.
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I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.
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I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies.
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It would be great if firefighters across the country had the guarantee that they would be making enough money to support their family right from the get-go, but that's not the case.
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Hockey's my favorite sport.
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I know gay - gay people who aren't married who are better parents than some, you know, straight people I know who are married.
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I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things.
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Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
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Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it. So I don't think I could successfully pull off being on a project like that without really losing my mind.
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If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now.
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My dad was very much a John Wayne kind of guy, but he was also a great guy, great sense of humor, a real dedicated dad. I don't think he ever missed a hockey game I was in.
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The people you would have overdose on drugs never would. Like Mötley Crüe would never fucking overdose, man, never. You could put them in a room with two tons of crack, they'd come out half an hour later, goin 'ROCK ON MAN!'
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Certain movies like 'Wag The Dog,' we used improv on every scene that we did. Pretty much, we would shoot from the script and then some stuff that we came up with in rehearsal, and then we'd have at least one or two takes where we completely went off the script and just flew by the seat of our pants.
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I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed.
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I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.
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I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.
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Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.