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I'm a lapsed Catholic in the best sense of the word.
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The people you would have overdose on drugs never would. Like Mötley Crüe would never fucking overdose, man, never. You could put them in a room with two tons of crack, they'd come out half an hour later, goin 'ROCK ON MAN!'
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I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
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There's no way around it - drama is very difficult to shoot. It's very heavy and something that you carry with you for the course of the day.
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I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.
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I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid.
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Doing the same character over and over, it gets boring.
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I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.
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My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.
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I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.
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I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
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You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.
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I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.
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I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice.
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There's no male Oprah.
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What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.
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We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
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When I was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. Then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation that you could find straight pants again.
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Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.
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Firefighters don't go on strike.
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I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.
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My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.
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Usually when you watch a film, you're just sort of biting your nails about things you could have done differently.
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Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.