Don Rickles Quotes

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

Don Rickles

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• Lyrically, I personally lean towards venting.

  

  Patrick Stump Fall Out Boy
  • Personally
  • Lean
  • Lyrically

• When the peace treaty is signed, the war isn't over for the veterans, or the family. It's just starting.

  

  Karl Marlantes
  • Family
  • War
  • Peace

• It is hard to look away from the swirl of media that the untimely and tragic death of Heath Ledger has engendered, and the Internet has jacked the frenzy into overdrive.

  

  Kara Swisher
  • Death
  • Internet
  • Media

• As goes California, so goes the rest of the nation.

  

  Gavin Newsom
  • Rest
  • California
  • Nation

• I like music that's more offensive. I like it to sound like nails on a blackboard, get me wild.

  

  Iggy Pop
  • Music
  • Me
  • Sound

• From my perspective, probably women are won over by people who are sweet and respectful and courteous and kind and funny. I think those are the things that win women over.

  

  Zooey Deschanel
  • People
  • Women
  • Funny

• High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.

  

  Dan Jenkins
  • School
  • High
  • College

• I think actors make for very good directors, and I would like to do that one day.

  

  Omari Hardwick
  • Good
  • Think
  • Day

• I think I'll die underrated, but it's alright, man.

  

  Fat Joe
  • Think
  • Man
  • Die

• In a novel you have to resist the urge to tell everything.

  

  Joanne Rowling
  • You
  • Everything
  • Tell

• That's not my love; that's just your life.

  

  Fernando Pessoa
  • Life

• Honey, I just forgot to duck.

  

  Jack Dempsey

• In one decade, women had gotten more protection against offensive jokes in the workplace than men had gotten in centuries against being killed in the workplace.

  

  Warren Farrell
  • Men
  • Women
  • Workplace

• The task of the educator of young children lies in seeing that the child does not confound good with immobility, and evil with activity.

  

  Maria Montessori
  • Good
  • Children
  • Evil

• There are no innocent civilians. It is their government and you are fighting a people, you are not trying to fight an armed force anymore. So it doesn't bother me so much to be killing the so-called innocent bystanders.

  

  Curtis LeMay
  • People
  • Trying
  • Fighting

• For the first time in sixty years, the priests, the old aristocracy and the people met in a common sentiment-a feeling of revenge, it is true, and not of affection ; but even that is a great thing in politics, where a community of hatred is almost always the foundation of friendships.

  

  Alexis de Tocqueville
  • People
  • Time
  • Great

• I've got a young man who works for me who says you don't need to discover your dreams - you need to recover them.

  

  Dave Ramsey

• I have always loved tartans - such an ornamented type of weaving, so vivid in colour, and such a masculine aspect. But actually, I think tartans can be feminine or masculine.

  

  Christian Louboutin

• Bands that say they don't care about how their records sell are liars.

  

  Brandon Flowers The Killers
  • Records
  • Bands
  • Liars

• Organs, faculties, powers, capacities, or whatever else we call them; grow by use and diminish from disuse, it is inferred that they will continue to do so. And if this inference is unquestionable, then is the one above deduced from it-that humanity must in the end become completely adapted to its conditions-unquestionable also. Progress, therefore, is not an accident, but a necessity.

  

  Herbert Spencer
  • Science
  • Humanity
  • Progress

• My illustrious lordship, I'll show you what a woman can do.

  

  Artemisia Gentileschi

• Personally, I don't want to own a dog that inspires fear. I choose my dogs carefully, have their temperaments observed and evaluated, train and socialize them day after day. Yet I know any dog can be unpredictable.

  

  Jon Katz
  • Fear
  • Dog

• You are the one who can stretch your own horizon.

  

  Edgar Magnin
  • Horizon
  • Stretch

• I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

  

  Don Rickles