Brad Garrett Quotes

As a side note, I'd like to propose that aim is more mathematical than we tend to acknowledge.  For me, it's: smallish dick ÷ long torso = distance to bowl.

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• At the risk of being forgotten completely by the media, I went to college and pursued a passion that had nothing to do with acting: mathematics.

  

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• Once I got married, I started working from an office. I found that having somewhere to go that isn't my house is mentally helpful: 'This is the place where I answer email and write blog posts,' and 'over there is the place where I do the dishes.'

  

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• The Carnegie Foundation is well aware of the fact that their reports frequently find their way to dusty archives in academic institutions, but occasionally people pick up a segment of a report and act upon it.

  

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• As a musician myself, it annoys the hell out of me to watch an actor trying to play a guitar out of time with the music.

  

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• It's just my natural way - to be funny. I don't know why that is. But as I've said, humor is a quick cover for shock, horror, confusion. The critics hate funny writers for the most part. They think funny is not serious, but I think that funny can be even more serious than nonfunny. And it can be more affecting, too.

  

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• 'Pong' is simply a knockoff of the Odyssey Ping-Pong game.

  

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• I think the most expensive thing I've bought thus far is my Rolex.

  

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• I'm the Jerry Lewis of crime fiction.

  

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• Maturity - among other things, the unclouded happiness of the child at play, who takes it for granted that he is at one with his play-mates.

  

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• I feel like, as a celebrity, I have a responsibility to tell important stories.

  

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• If I'm still walking, I am not dead. So I have to still walk and run towards the benefit of Lebanon.

  

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• I was a nursery school teacher, and I worked with youth groups. I loved that job. It was exhausting, but you got a lot back - all their purity and insight and innocence is so on the surface, and they're so unrepressed; they'd really scream at you and then give you a massive kiss.

  

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• I went to about one frat party a year. A year seemed to be enough time for me to forget how much I didn't like frat parties, and my friends would eventually convince me to go to one. Cheap beer, guys looking for a quick hook-up, and girls playing 'dumb' to get in on the hook-up. I just never got into it.

  

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• I know how to wrap my turban a little better now. In the beginning, it was a little weird.

  

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• To compare Olympic sport with cricket would not be fair. Years back, cricket was a sport only for the classes, and we will also have to make other sports masses from classes like cricket.

  

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• The problem in Afghanistan is really not so much land as water. It's a dry country with ample amounts of water running through it, but not to good enough effect.

  

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• I have very eclectic tastes.

  

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• I've found in the past that the more closely I identify with the heroine, the less completely she emerges as a person. So from the first novel I've been learning techniques to distance myself from the characters so that they are not me and I don't try to protect them in ways that aren't good for the story.

  

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• I was very disenchanted in the industry for a long time before I met GaGa. Everyone wanted a 'Single Ladies' for their artist, or a Puffy move.

  

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• Use your heart to love somebody. And If your heart is big enough, use your heart to love EVERYBODY.

  

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• Listen, if you don't talk big game, you never get anywhere. If you don't think big, you don't get big. Some people call it egotistical, some people call it high hopes, some people call it confidence. It's all in how you want to dissect it.

  

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• As a side note, I'd like to propose that aim is more mathematical than we tend to acknowledge.  For me, it's: smallish dick ÷ long torso = distance to bowl.

  

  Brad Garrett
  • Long
  • Distance