Brad Garrett Quotes

As a side note, I'd like to propose that aim is more mathematical than we tend to acknowledge.  For me, it's: smallish dick ÷ long torso = distance to bowl.

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• As a side note, I'd like to propose that aim is more mathematical than we tend to acknowledge.  For me, it's: smallish dick ÷ long torso = distance to bowl.

  

  Brad Garrett
  • Long
  • Distance