Matt Cohen Quotes

I designed a tattoo for a girl once, and she got it, which I thought was pretty cool. We no longer speak. She'll always remember me, though - I can guarantee that.

Matt Cohen

Quotes to Explore

I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fallon.

Hannibal Buress
- Up
- Writing
- Job
I'm not running for state Senate because I wanted to become a politician. I'm running because I wanted to serve.

Carl Lewis
Islam is antiauthoritarian, sex-positive monotheism.

G. Willow Wilson
- Positive
- Sex
- Islam
The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.

Jack Black
- Up
- Real
- Challenge
When 'Mulholland Dr.' was voted the Best Film of the Decade, that was very meaningful for me. That film opened up incredible doors for me, and I believe that that was the reason I was given opportunities to play all kinds of characters.

Laura Harring
- Up
- Believe
- Best
For me, it's always been about preparation, and the more prepared I can be each week, the less pressure I feel and the more confident I am. As your confidence grows, it's only natural that the pressure you feel diminishes.

Aaron Rodgers
- Confidence
- Preparation