Janeane Garofalo Quotes
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I have never once dribbled the whole field and scored a goal by myself.
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I have an iPod, but I put my music in it from my CDs, and then I have that CD in my library.
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I always focused on being an actor. I did stand-up briefly, but I also did a lot of dramatic work. But since I've been on 'The Daily Show,' people think I'm a comedian. That's not how I see myself.
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If we just allowed women and men more leeway in our culture and more acceptance, I think they would be able to make better compromises.
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I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I don't mind if people think, either. I think the brain is a very sexy organ.
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People love a good story, even if it's a story that has very little truth to it.
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I've been working with the land for most of my life; walking it and photographing it. And I love it to bits.
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I don't second-guess our playcalling or wanting to throw it. Honestly, we've got terrific guys. We know how to matchup. We know how to get open. That part of our game is so intact.
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Don't care what people say. Don't give a damn about their laws.
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I would say Hope Solo is competitive.
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They can't pooh-pooh me now, because of who I am.
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I can't do choreographed movement. It has to come from my heart... and my pelvis.
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I'd like to work on job and educational opportunities for all.
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We sold OkCupid to Match in January of 2011. In September of 2012, I became CEO of all of Match, which is the operating segment of IAC that contains all of the dating properties.
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If I can hit the ball the way I want to hit it on the range, I'd rather do that than play golf. I just love the feeling of hitting good golf shots.
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Before the Greeks were the Tamils. The Tamils are one of the oldest civilizations that's still surviving.
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I started writing music with my cousin at, like, 16 and traveled with a '70s band.
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Why do I always want to sock it to you hard? Let you know what love is like when I’m keeping all my cards up on the shelf Where you can’t see them Why do I always want to keep it to myself?
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Our daily life is mostly, made of cases in which we lose money and/or time and/or energy and/or appetite, cheerfulness and good health because of the improbable action of some preposterous creature who has nothing to gain and indeed gains nothing from causing us embarrassment, difficulties or harm. Nobody knows, understands or can possibly explain why that preposterous creature does what he does. In fact there is no explanation - or better there is only one explanation: the person in question is stupid.
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As a heterosexual designer, it is really, really important to have a woman's point of view.
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I don't want to make it a hard, fast rule, but it's surprising how many 'fun for the whole family' acts are real scumbags. The people that confess they're scumbags on stage are generally really great people. They're more honest with the audience with who they are.
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If Beauty is excuse enough for Being, it sure takes Plainness then to feel the real necessity for—Doing.
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For my own films, I would like to see 'Bullet in the Head' remastered. The original cut was actually almost three hours.
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I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.
