Jeff Garlin Quotes
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
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I'm at a point where there isn't any wasted movement in the throwing motion. Everything is consistent and smooth. When I first got into the league, I held the ball really high. That was the standard in college, and it messed up my timing a little bit - the draw, bringing it back, then the release.
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When I sit down with my notebook, when I start scribbling words across the page, I find out what I'm feeling.
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I've spent most of my life doing some sort of exercise, but I've learned to never push myself into doing it. I know that when I am up for it I will, and when I'm not in the mood to, I don't make myself feel badly over it.
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You have to take criticism with a grain of salt because you're never going to please everybody.
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Old Etonians are the most charming people in the world. It's not just the analytic ability and the great education; there is a really easy confidence to them that draws people to them and makes their passage though the world a little easier.
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Before I do a stunt, I have to make sure it is safe.
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Bureaucracy gives birth to itself and then expects maternity benefits.
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A child's mental health is just as important as their physical health and deserves the same quality of support.
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So vast is the shadow cast by the MGM production of 'The Wizard of Oz,' so indelible are its characterizations, so perfect its music, and so assured is its cinematic immortality, that most people think of it as 'The Original.' In fact, it isn't.
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Everything I learned as an actor, I have basically applied to writing.
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When I was the NIH director, I often expressed envy of institute directors: they had the money and ran the scientific programmes.
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Yes, Heaven is thine; but thisIs a world of sweets and sours;Our flowers are merely-flowers.
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Wars are not favourable to delicate pleasures.
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Emily pounded on the door, assuming it would do no good, but finding the act of pounding very satisfying indeed.
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His best companions, innocence and health;And his best riches, ignorance of wealth.
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Perhaps the most important thing one can discover through the practice of meditation is that the 'self'-the conventional sense of being a subject, a thinker, an experiencer living inside one's head-is an illusion.
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His heart was one of those which most enamour us,Wax to receive, and marble to retain:He was a lover of the good old school,Who still become more constant as they cool.
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A ball bat is a wondrous weapon.
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Athletes know kids look up to them, and it's important for athletes to be responsible.
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I just think, who wants new soul? I want my soul to be the same as Otis Redding, I don't wanna have a new one.
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Jazz and Cuba are inexorably tied together; it's not a branch from a tree. Latin music is part of the root of jazz.
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It seems as though if you go on tour with someone that means you're automatically going out with them. I'm just focusing on my music.
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I felt that that experience, because of the responsible nature that I found I acted all during that traumatic time, that I felt that I was a man.
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Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
