Jeff Garlin Quotes

Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

Jeff Garlin

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• I'm at a point where there isn't any wasted movement in the throwing motion. Everything is consistent and smooth. When I first got into the league, I held the ball really high. That was the standard in college, and it messed up my timing a little bit - the draw, bringing it back, then the release.

  

  Aaron Rodgers
  • Up
  • High
  • College

• When I sit down with my notebook, when I start scribbling words across the page, I find out what I'm feeling.

  

  Dani Shapiro
  • Words
  • Feeling
  • Start

• I've spent most of my life doing some sort of exercise, but I've learned to never push myself into doing it. I know that when I am up for it I will, and when I'm not in the mood to, I don't make myself feel badly over it.

  

  Samaire Armstrong
  • Life
  • Up
  • Myself

• You have to take criticism with a grain of salt because you're never going to please everybody.

  

  Yolanda Adams
  • Never
  • Criticism
  • Salt

• Old Etonians are the most charming people in the world. It's not just the analytic ability and the great education; there is a really easy confidence to them that draws people to them and makes their passage though the world a little easier.

  

  Laura Wade
  • People
  • World
  • Great

• Before I do a stunt, I have to make sure it is safe.

  

  Jackie Chan
  • Safe
  • Before
  • Stunt

• Bureaucracy gives birth to itself and then expects maternity benefits.

  

  Dale Dauten
  • Government
  • Bureaucracy

• A child's mental health is just as important as their physical health and deserves the same quality of support.

  

  Kate Middleton
  • Important
  • Support
  • Health

• So vast is the shadow cast by the MGM production of 'The Wizard of Oz,' so indelible are its characterizations, so perfect its music, and so assured is its cinematic immortality, that most people think of it as 'The Original.' In fact, it isn't.

  

  Kage Baker
  • People
  • Music
  • Perfect

• Everything I learned as an actor, I have basically applied to writing.

  

  Quentin Tarantino
  • Writing
  • Actor
  • Everything

• When I was the NIH director, I often expressed envy of institute directors: they had the money and ran the scientific programmes.

  

  Harold E. Varmus
  • Money
  • Director
  • Envy

• Wars are not favourable to delicate pleasures.

  

  J. R. R. Tolkien
  • Wars
  • Pleasures
  • Delicate

• Emily pounded on the door, assuming it would do no good, but finding the act of pounding very satisfying indeed.

  

  M. K. Hobson
  • Good
  • Door

• His best companions, innocence and health;And his best riches, ignorance of wealth.

  

  Oliver Goldsmith
  • Health
  • Ignorance

• Perhaps the most important thing one can discover through the practice of meditation is that the 'self'-the conventional sense of being a subject, a thinker, an experiencer living inside one's head-is an illusion.

  

  Sam Harris
  • Important
  • Practice
  • Meditation

• His heart was one of those which most enamour us,Wax to receive, and marble to retain:He was a lover of the good old school,Who still become more constant as they cool.

  

  Lord Byron
  • Good
  • School
  • Heart

• A ball bat is a wondrous weapon.

  

  Ty Cobb

• Athletes know kids look up to them, and it's important for athletes to be responsible.

  

  Deion Sanders
  • Up
  • Important
  • Kids

• I think, sometimes with fans, what a lot of studios miss is it's just the gesture: it's the idea of knowing that they do matter, that we do care about what they think.

  

  Dave Filoni

• We got things done at the right time. Every time we went down, we kept our composure, got back into the lead and were able to sustain it.

  

  Allen Iverson
  • Time
  • Done
  • Lead

• Love, who insists that love shall mutual be, Link'd me to him with charm strong as our fates; Even now it leaves me not, as thou dost see.

  

  Dante Alighieri
  • Love
  • Charm
  • Fates

• Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.

  

  Scott Adams
  • Body
  • Stress
  • Overtime

• James Cameron has always been way ahead of the curve in terms of the use of technology in his movies.

  

  Joe Morton
  • Technology

• Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

  

  Jeff Garlin