Jeff Garlin Quotes
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
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I'm at a point where there isn't any wasted movement in the throwing motion. Everything is consistent and smooth. When I first got into the league, I held the ball really high. That was the standard in college, and it messed up my timing a little bit - the draw, bringing it back, then the release.
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When I sit down with my notebook, when I start scribbling words across the page, I find out what I'm feeling.
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I've spent most of my life doing some sort of exercise, but I've learned to never push myself into doing it. I know that when I am up for it I will, and when I'm not in the mood to, I don't make myself feel badly over it.
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You have to take criticism with a grain of salt because you're never going to please everybody.
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Old Etonians are the most charming people in the world. It's not just the analytic ability and the great education; there is a really easy confidence to them that draws people to them and makes their passage though the world a little easier.
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Bureaucracy gives birth to itself and then expects maternity benefits.
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A child's mental health is just as important as their physical health and deserves the same quality of support.
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So vast is the shadow cast by the MGM production of 'The Wizard of Oz,' so indelible are its characterizations, so perfect its music, and so assured is its cinematic immortality, that most people think of it as 'The Original.' In fact, it isn't.
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Everything I learned as an actor, I have basically applied to writing.
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When I was the NIH director, I often expressed envy of institute directors: they had the money and ran the scientific programmes.
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Wars are not favourable to delicate pleasures.
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Emily pounded on the door, assuming it would do no good, but finding the act of pounding very satisfying indeed.
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His best companions, innocence and health;And his best riches, ignorance of wealth.
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Perhaps the most important thing one can discover through the practice of meditation is that the 'self'-the conventional sense of being a subject, a thinker, an experiencer living inside one's head-is an illusion.
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His heart was one of those which most enamour us,Wax to receive, and marble to retain:He was a lover of the good old school,Who still become more constant as they cool.
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A ball bat is a wondrous weapon.
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Athletes know kids look up to them, and it's important for athletes to be responsible.
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I've always had a problem with authority. That's why I had to be my own boss.
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Unlike curing cancer or heart disease, we already know how to beat hunger: food.
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It is an oft-repeated axiom that a person can learn a whole lot about a society by how it treats its poor; but just as much may be learned by looking at how that same society treats its rich. Indeed, the economic future of the poor—and our nation—will be determined in the coming decades by how we treat the people in this country who create great wealth. It will be determined by our understanding of the so-called rich and by our need to foster and protect this minority of true wealth creators.
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Longhorns are unique - each and every one of them is a different color with a different design.
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I'm still kinda old-school. We're twittering, and we're all twitterers. And we write tweets. The only thing I don't love is twits.
Biz Stone -
In 1795, I sent him another letter, telling him, that danger still stood before us, and that the truth of what I had written in 1792 was to be proved by 12 men.
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Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
