Jemaine Clement Quotes

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly?

Jemaine Clement

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• It takes a great man to be a good listener.

  

  Calvin Coolidge
  • Good
  • Great
  • Man

• My mom is incredibly stylish, and she gets it from my grandmother. I feel like I can't live up to how chic they are as women. They are great role models for aging gracefully, and that's a thing that is very key that I try to always emulate.

  

  Lake Bell
  • Up
  • Great
  • Women

• I've found out how overwhelming the media is and the way it drills things into your head, it's almost like a mind control. If I could control prople's minds, I'd like to put something useful in.

  

  Natalie Merchant
  • Mind
  • Control
  • Media

• I think sometimes good sentimentality is fun when it's balanced.

  

  Cameron Crowe
  • Good
  • Fun
  • Think

• People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

  

  Dale Carnegie
  • People
  • Fun
  • Have Fun

• We need to tell young people that America was built by men and women of all colors and that the future of this country is dependent on the participation of all of our citizens.

  

  Walter Dean Myers
  • People
  • Men
  • Women

• When a movie is being rolled out, the studio publicists and all our individual publicists get together and come up with bullet points and talking points - 'Make sure you stay away from this,' and 'Don't say that quite that way, because that quote can be taken out of context,' and that kind of thing.

  

  Aaron Sorkin
  • Up
  • Together
  • Movie

• I have the strength from my mother, the survivability. I have wonderful qualities from my mother - but please, Mother, forgive me - I heard judgment constantly about my father.

  

  Mandy Patinkin
  • Mother
  • Father
  • Strength

• The truth comes as conqueror only because we have lost the art of receiving it as guest.

  

  Rabindranath Tagore
  • Art
  • Truth
  • Lost

• What, like with a cloth or something?

  

  Hillary Clinton

• The idea that in order to get clear about the meaning of a general term one had to find the common element in all its applications has shackled philosophical investigation; for it has not only led to no result, but also made the philosopher dismiss as irrelevant the concrete cases, which alone could have helped him understand the usage of the general term.

  

  Ludwig Wittgenstein
  • Alone
  • Philosophical

• It’s the light, she thought. Everyone looks like a cutthroat by torchlight. No wonder they invented electricity.

  

  Connie Willis
  • She
  • Light
  • Wonder

• I'm not saying we need to stop immigration at all; people can come from wherever.

  

  Jeb Bradley
  • People
  • Stop
  • Immigration

• I cannot tell how much my heart suffered for my people while at Leavenworth.

  

  Chief Joseph
  • People
  • Heart

• Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.

  

  Ann Landers
  • Happy
  • Marriage
  • Sunset

• Big data is mostly about taking numbers and using those numbers to make predictions about the future. The bigger the data set you have, the more accurate the predictions about the future will be.

  

  Anthony Goldbloom
  • Future

• Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.

  

  Will Smith
  • People
  • Life
  • God

• You'll get nowhere buying stocks just because they have a great story.

  

  James O'Shaughnessy
  • Great

• I think there are people who really always have and always will care about the quality of music in general, about the sound of the music, things like that.

  

  Daryl Franklin Hohl
  • People
  • Music
  • Quality

• I showed it is possible to fly a little bit like a bird.

  

  Yves Rossy
  • Fly
  • Bird
  • Possible

• No, you don't wanna get me started. Jell-O with hair all in the mold. I'd be like, 'Damn, man, how are you gonna mess up Jell-O?' Jell-O is so wholesome and family-like. It just ruins it for me. To have a hair in there, yeah. I mean, I'm like, 'Come on, Bill Cosby pumps this, man!'

  

  Tupac Shakur
  • Started
  • Ruin
  • Jello

• Political differences will always generate a healthy debate, but over time the dialogue has become more hateful and at times violent.

  

  Mark Udall
  • Time
  • Political

• A lot of people say writers start losing their powers after 60 or 65. But I look at the best-seller list and see a book by that 14-year-old gymnast, Dominique Moceanu, and I think, 'Now, what's she going to tell the world? And these 25-year-old rock stars, what are they going to tell the world?'

  

  Frank McCourt
  • People
  • World
  • She

• Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly?

  

  Jemaine Clement
  • Fly
  • Thinks
  • Heterosexual