Jennifer Coolidge Quotes
The odd things that people say to you are so much more hilarious than what you can come up with.
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My father passed away when I was very young, so I was head of household for a very long time. Whether it came to cooking food or having to braid hair to get kids out of the door for school, I've been one that has - with the help of my mother - has been a father figure for a lot of young ladies.
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By adopting a wonderful mutt, you'll save a life and help reduce animal homelessness while also boosting your chances of a more robust new furry friend, as mixed-breed dogs have demonstrated better health and longer life spans than their purebred cousins.
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I really enjoy getting to go and play on other people's shows for an episode or two. It adds such variety to my repertoire.
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You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
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I set myself one task, which was to get Labour on to the front foot, back in the game, making the weather on the economy, and that's going to take me a year.
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I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong.
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There is a role and function for beauty in our time.
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Everybody in the black community must organize, and then we decide whether we will have alliance with other people or not, but not until we are organized.
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I used to conduct the last opera in Berlin on Sunday, get on a plane on Monday to Chicago, and start a rehearsal that same night, if it was a performance week.
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So, I think I'd be grateful for the next job. I always am. And I always consider everything I do to be the last thing I do.
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Dealing with the government does not mean you have to give a bribe.
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My dad is afraid of my laugh.
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I don't like baseball movies. I like movies about moral courage and people who are indomitable and courageous and right.
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The bottom line is the Kiss Army is growing by leaps and bounds.
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Writers have to be very careful and discerning because so much of the machine is out of their control.
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The older you get, the things that you thought you wanted to do when you were younger, you're checking them off your list because you no longer want to them.
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It's funny. Some people remember that a lot more than I do. I remember certain parts of it, and if everybody who mentioned that to me had been to the game who said they were at the game, there'd be 800,000 people at that game, I think.
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We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the game.
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We are awaiting the police assessment of the video.
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I really enjoy encountering a celebrity who's like, 'Let's go; you'd better have your A-game on.' You sit down with Madonna, and she's like, 'You'd better have something for me. If you're not ready to dance, I'll eat you up.'
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The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.
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People are really exercised about one particular thing, and that is themselves. They will bore you endlessly with their broken hearts.
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I think cancer is a hard battle to fight alone or with another person at your side, but I will say having someone to pick you up when you fall, stand by your side through every appointment and delivery of bad news, is priceless.
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The odd things that people say to you are so much more hilarious than what you can come up with.
