Jerry Coleman Quotes
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I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.
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The first movie I really clicked with was 'Die Hard' when I was 6 years old, which is crazy that I was watching it that young. That was the one that made me want to become an actor.
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We all, as engineers, doctors, have a big responsibility to bring smiles on the faces of suffering humanity.
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When I do retire, I will miss the trips with the team, the jokes with my teammates, the habits: having breakfast with them, playing with them, all the little things.
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In common with all Protestant or Jewish cultures, America was developed on the idea that your word is your bond. Otherwise, the frontier could never have been opened, 'cause it was lawless. A man's word had to mean something.
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During the decade following the discovery of the double-helical structure of DNA, the problem of translation - namely, how genetic information is used to synthesize proteins - was a central topic in molecular biology.
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You just remember back when you were watching as a kid and going, 'Man, Sting's so cool,' and now I'm wrestling the guy. It's breathtaking.
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My knee has always given me problems. But it got to the point where I actually had to start giving up things. And I hate that.
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Information is power. But like all power, there are those who want to keep it for themselves.
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I don't think young men or women should feel pressured into marriage. You shouldn't marry anyone, in my opinion, who you have to try hard for.
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An estimated 7 million illegal immigrants were residing in the United States in January 2000. This is double the size of the illegal immigrant population in January 1990 and constitutes 2.5 percent of the total U.S. population of just over 281 million.
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I can understand Communism, but not Socialism.
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I like to roller skate. I have been roller skating since I was eight.
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To become the best comedian, I must be well-rounded.
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When we're back home, I feel pretty domesticated.
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Our music has been an incredible gift to help us make a difference.
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A bicycle has transformed my experience of London.
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The only people for me are the mad ones: the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who... burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles.
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That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hilarious nation we are, with funny accents and odd rituals, and we get into trouble.
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Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
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Christianity is a battle not a dream.
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My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.
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That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.
