Bruce Vilanch Quotes
Every single line on the Oscar show is negotiated. Unless you've been there, you have no idea how it is put together. It's like nothing else on earth. I'm writing a book about it, but I have to throw in my sexual escapades to make sure it sells.

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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
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Some borrowers are pretty damn good at fraud.
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It is by a wise economy of nature that those who suffer without change, and whom no one can help, become uninteresting. Yet so it may happen that those who need sympathy the most often attract it the least.
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I just want to do my job.
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You can't win if you don't play as a unit.
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I just fell into the job as a fashion editor at a teen magazine. I was there for two years, and I left there as a senior fashion editor at the age of 25.
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One of the things I wonder is whether it's good that the whole free model makes a lot of people listen to more of your music. I'm wondering if it devalues it, it becomes disposable, because you can get it so easily.
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To me, a critic is some loser who has no idea... someone with an opinion. We all have opinions. No offense, but what makes them dictate what is cool and what is not.
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A stronger yuan could lead to greater Chinese asset accumulation in the U.S. and elsewhere.
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I thoroughly enjoy working with kids, whether it's The First Tee or the lesson tee with my grandkids.
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It's not just that individuals have lost faith in the integrity of their leaders, it's that they no longer believe society's most powerful institutions are acting in their interests.
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I used to get a shiver if I thought about holding balloons, because I was scared of floating away.
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Ain't no place like New Orleans. It's one of kind.
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I used to always buy clothes too big, but I should have showed off instead of covering up.
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I am a huge, huge fan of the plain white tee. A good-fitting, vintage plain white t-shirt, like the 'boyfriend shirt', is the sexiest thing a girl can wear. It goes with anything, fancy or casual.
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No matter the bad things that happened in past time, let's try to live the best we can now.
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I do not favor the gag order.
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There is a quite a lot of effort involved but I find action sequences some of the quickest to write and the most fun.
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Now that I live in Los Angeles, if I meet somebody from Detroit, it's like there's this brother- or sisterhood, where we're real folks.
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We did work together surprisingly well, more than I thought we would, because I didn't know before we met if we would actually work together really well, and we had a great time.
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I'm used to performing under pressure, but that's playing football.
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The idea of growing up in the South and being a man is an interesting thing; there's a lot masculinity involved, with hunting, fishing, and playing sports that rural people take pride in, but at the same time, I grew up really not wanting to hate anybody.
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If you're a good parent, see the changes that are happening in your kids.
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Every single line on the Oscar show is negotiated. Unless you've been there, you have no idea how it is put together. It's like nothing else on earth. I'm writing a book about it, but I have to throw in my sexual escapades to make sure it sells.