Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?

Jim Gaffigan

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• Education is the mother of leadership.

  

  Wendell Willkie
  • Mother
  • Education
  • Leadership

• My party trick is that I can get ready to go to the party really quickly. I'm actually a woman that can have a shower, dry and style her hair, do her make-up and get dressed in under an hour.

  

  Natalie Dormer
  • Up
  • Party
  • Style

• If you have two good off spinners, what is the problem in playing both of them.

  

  Kapil Dev
  • Good
  • You
  • Problem

• It's counterintuitive to take a long time to hire someone, but it will save you enormous amounts of time and money later. Our biggest mistakes in hiring stem from speed.

  

  Pamela Meyer
  • Time
  • Long
  • Money

• The heart of the theater is the play itself, how it dramatizes life to make it meaningful entertainment. To achieve depth and universality, the playwright must subject himself to intense critique, to know human character and behavior, and finally to construct art from the most mundane of human experience.

  

  F. Sionil Jose
  • Life
  • Heart
  • Art

• It's hard to remember a time when I wasn't writing.

  

  Kacey Musgraves
  • Time
  • Writing
  • Remember

• Gorillas may seem terrifying because of their bodies, but they are really magnificent and very gentle.

  

  K. A. Applegate
  • May
  • Gentle
  • Magnificent

• Certainly I had a really terrible time with 'Emotionally Weird.' When I finished it, I thought, 'I can't write any more.'

  

  Kate Atkinson
  • Time
  • Weird
  • Thought

• Elections have consequences, and at the end of the day, I won. So I think on that one I trump you.

  

  Barack Obama
  • Trump

• Guantanamo will be closed no later than one year from now.

  

  Barack Obama
  • Guantanamo
  • Be Closed

• Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography.

  

  Oscar Wilde
  • Great
  • Man
  • Nowadays

• Michael Jackson was adamantly against drugs and alcohol, he was extremely straight-laced; I couldn’t even swear around him. Being with Michael brought me back to my innocence.

  

  Corey Feldman
  • Alcohol

• Libraries really are the gates to the future. So it is unfortunate that, round the world, we observe local authorities seizing the opportunity to close libraries as an easy way to save money, without realising that they are stealing from the future to pay for today. They are closing the gates that should be open.

  

  Neil Gaiman
  • World
  • Money
  • Future

• As a kid, I just loved cartoons. And as the credits went by, I'd study those names and then try to figure how I could get hired to do what Mel Blanc and Daws Butler did. Create all of these great voices for animated characters.

  

  Jim Cummings
  • Great
  • Study

• I have this fascination with being on the road, all things music, and the '70s. My favorite movie is 'Almost Famous.'

  

  Brittany Snow
  • Music
  • Movie
  • Road

• Anger in the black community towards Republicans is established and immutable.

  

  Bob Beckel
  • Black
  • Community

• James Stewart was so kind and considerate and had such personal integrity.

  

  Brigitte Bardot
  • Integrity

• Well, the memories were obviously - every match is important, every point counts, especially the last sort of 18, 20 years when the matches have been so tight.

  

  Bernhard Langer
  • Important
  • Memories

• I just fell in love with the cowboy way of life.

  

  Donald Cerrone
  • Life
  • Cowboy

• Maybe that's partly why I'm an actor, I'm a fairly empathetic, emotional person, so I get very, very involved when it's really, really great when I'm watching - so it takes me a second to click back into reality again.

  

  Gabriel Mann
  • Great
  • Why
  • Reality

• When we can drain the Ocean into mill-ponds, and bottle up the Force of Gravity, to be sold by retail, in gas jars; then may we hope to comprehend the infinitudes of man's soul under formulas of Profit and Loss; and rule over this too, as over a patent engine, by checks, and valves, and balances.

  

  Thomas Carlyle
  • Soul
  • Ocean
  • Balances

• I honestly never understood how violence against women became a women's issue. 95 percent of the violence men are doing to women.

  

  Eve Ensler
  • Women
  • Violence
  • Issue

• Aaron Spelling kept trying to bring vampires about, and I feel badly that it happened so much later. He was ahead of his time, in that regard.

  

  Brigid Brannagh
  • Vampires
  • Aaron Spelling

• Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?

  

  Jim Gaffigan